WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF…?
Amnesia What did you just ask me?
Apathy I don’t care.
Bigotry I’m not going to tell someone like you.
Dyslexia Beeing Sackwards
Egotistical I’m the best person to answer that question.
Evasive Go do your homework.
Flatulent That question really stinks!
Hostility If you ask me just one more question, I’ll kill you!
Ignorance I don’t know.
Indifference It doesn’t matter.
Influenza You’ve got to be sick to ask me that question.
Insomnia I stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
Narcissism Before I answer, tell me, don’t I look great?
Over-Protective I don’t know if you’re ready for the answer.
Paranoid You probably think I don’t know the answer, do you?
Procrastination I’ll tell you tomorrow.
Repetitive I already told you the answer once before.
Self-Centered Well, I know the answer, that’s all that matters.
Suspicious Why are you asking me all these questions?
And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. — Friedrich Nietzsche
As soap is to the body, so laughter is to the soul. — A Jewish Proverb
As soon as you have made a thought, laugh at it. — Lao Tsu
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. — Jean Houston
Cancer is probably the unfunniest thing in the world, but I’m a comedian, and even cancer couldn’t stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through. — Gilda Radner
Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark in one another. — Kenny Ausubel
Earth laughs in flowers. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Even the gods love jokes — Plato
Everyone is so afraid of death, but the real Sufis just laugh: nothing tyrannizes their hearts. What strikes the oyster shell does not damage the pearl.” — Mevlana Rumi
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere. — Dr. Seuss
God has a smile on His face. — Psalm 42:5
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. — Voltaire
Grim care, moroseness, and anxiety—all this rust of life ought to be scoured off by the oil of mirth. Mirth is God’s medicine. — Henry Ward Beecher
and sets it up in a prime spot on a busy downtown corner,
right near a large bank.
One day, his friend Jim approaches him and asks Don if he
can lend him some money.
“But why?” asks Jim. “Everyone knows you’re doing well, and
I’m not asking for much.”
“Well, Jim, in order to get this spot I had to sign a Non-
competition Agreement with that bank over there. According
to the terms of the agreement, they’re don’t sell hot dogs,
and I don’t lend money.”😎
“That was the night that I died, and someone else was saved. Someone who was afraid of water, but learned to swim. Someone who knew
In this scene, Martin Burney (Patrick Bergin) is calling his wife’s name frantically from a sailboat and his wife Laura (Julia Roberts) begins a voiceover, explaining to the audience how she manages to fake her death at sea and get away from her abusive, controlling, obsessive husband. He has talked her into taking a night sailboat ride and when he isn’t looking she jumps overboard and hides behind a nearby buoy. She has previously broken some overhead boardwalk lights near their beach home so she will know in what direction to swim back. She then moves from Cape Cod to Iowa and assumes a new identity. He at first thinks she has drowned, but gradually realizes she has run away from him and a thriller of a story develops. I won’t tell you the ending in case you haven’t seen it!
“No, I just think I’m gonna barf.” [stands up] “Well, that passed. Now I’m hungry again.”
8. Paralysis of a body part with uncontrolled tremors -> Friends
7. Study -> Stud 8. Palsy -> Pals
And it often sticks up when it’s time for noon tea.
The second’s biggest distinction is found
Bearing the symbol of love that is bound.
The third should be biggest but that can depend,
Never standing alone or it may offend.
The fourth is oft used when making a selection
Or if you should need a gun for protection.
The fifth is the fattest and oddest by far,
And can sometimes be found in a wrestling war.
What are they?