WELCOME to Tuesday December 18, 2018.
“Everybody keeps saying that women are smarter than men, but
did you ever see a man wearing a shirt that buttons down the
back?” 😎
He that is of a merry heart has a continual feast. — Proverbs 15:15
He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy; But he who kisses the joy as it flies Lives in eternity’s sun rise. — William Blake
He who laughs, lasts! — Mary Pettibone Poole
Humor is a prelude to faith and laughter is the beginning of prayer. — Reinhold Niebuhr
Humor is laughing at what you haven’t got when you ought to have it. — James Langston Hughes
I commend mirth. — Ecclesiastes 8:15
I have always felt that laughter in the face of reality is probably the finest sound there is and will last until the day when the game is called on account of darkness. In this world, a good time to laugh is any time you can. — Linda Ellerbee
I have not seen anyone dying of laughter, but I know millions who are dying because they are not laughing. – Dr. Madan Kataria
I never would have made it if I could not have laughed. It lifted me momentarily out of this horrible situation, just enough to make it livable. — Viktor Frankl
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always
seemed to me to be the most civilized music in the world. — Peter Ustinov
Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of panic so I can send the appropriate emergency equipment. One day a woman called to say that a family member had fallen and needed to go to a hospital. After finding out where she lived and assuring her that the paramedics would arrive shortly, I asked her, “Do you know what caused the fall?”
“No,” the woman nervously replied. “What?”😱
“What do they call you?”
“They call me MISTER Tibbs!”
In this scene, bigoted police chief of a small southern town Bill Gillespie (played wonderfully by Rod Steiger) is questioning a black man named Virgil Tibbs (Sidney Poitier), who is suspected of a local murder. Gillespie is suspicious of all the money in Tibbs’ wallet and wants to know where he got it. When Tibbs says it is from his job, Gillespie wants to know what that is. When Tibbs says he is a police detective in Philadelphia, PA, Gillespie is dumbfounded. Then he asks line one and an incensed Tibbs replies with line two. Tibbs is in the area to visit his mother, but his supervisor back in Philadelphia directs him to stay there briefly and help Gillespie solve this case.
“You do that, I’m gonna tell him you’re seeing somebody else while he’s on the stage.”
“I have two words for you: green card.”
Inside each set of the following words, there are a pair of smaller words. By putting & between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example, “Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”
2. Come & Go
3. Hill & Dale
4. Trial & Error
5. Show & Tell
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
1. Burn – Bead
2. Rid – Tripe
3. Grove – Rout
4. Charm – Rush
5. Cream – Sweep
The World According to the Eucman! 