Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers, and Teases

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WELCOME to Friday December 28, 2018.
Here are some of the craziest named streets in the USA!
1. Stoner Ave, AR.
2. Intersection of Stroke & Acoma, AZ.
3. Jive Turkey Lane, CA.
4. Jackass Hill Rd., CO.
5. Corner of Young and Easy, FL.
6. The Corner of Lonesome & Hardup, GA.
7. Peepee Falls St., HI.
8. Chicken Dinner Road, ID.
9. Stranger Rd. & Little Stranger Cemetery, KS.
For number 10., lets head over to Kentucky for a street that a whole lot of people have either
driven down or their wives have told them that’s where they headed.. 10. Hell for Certain.
You can actually Google these streets on the map and find them for sure! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND PEOPLE! Whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
DAILY QUOTES…

“More millennial’s are looking to get rid of extra piercings and even remove their tattoos. Researchers say it’s due to a new phenomenon occurring among millennial’s called turning 30.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study suggests that marriage is more beneficial for men than women. The results of the study were shouted at me through a locked bedroom door.” -Seth Meyers

“A study has confirmed that eating less increases your lifespan. The study goes on to advise the residents of Wisconsin to get their affairs in order.” -Conan O’Brien  

 
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

The wise old Mother Superior was dying.
The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her
comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but
she refused it. Then one nun took the glass back to the
kitchen. Remembering a bottle of whiskey received as a
gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a
generous amount into the warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior’s bed, she held the glass to her
lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more, then
before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down
to the last drop.

Mother, Mother” the nuns cried, “Give us some wisdom before
you die!”

She raised herself up in bed with a pious look on her face
and pointing out the window, she said,

“Don’t sell that cow!”

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“Do you mind if we stay here awhile, or must you go home?”


Answer: I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang!

The words are spoken by the character of James Allen, to Helen, while they are parked in the moonlight by Lake Michigan. They had been to a dinner party at the Club Chateau with James Allen’s boss and decided to get away from it together.
James Allen is a World War I veteran who has returned home after the war. When the depression took effect he found himself out of work and living in a shelter in the southern state of Georgia. He gets involved in a robbery at a diner and ends up serving a long jail sentence, working on the chain gang. He eventually escapes and makes his way to Chicago where he becomes successful in the construction industry. His former girlfriend, Marie, tracks him down and blackmails him into marrying her. He meets Helen in Chicago and Marie denounces him to the police. He ends up back on the chain gang, but eventually escapes again. He spends the rest of his time permanently on the run from the police.
The last lines of the film are:
Helen: “How do you live?”
James Allen: “I steal.”

The film loosely portrays the story of Robert E. Burns, who actually helped with the production of the film for a few weeks, while still on the run from the authorities in Georgia. All of the other films were also released in 1932. “Horse Feathers” starred the Marx Brothers, “The Big Stampede” starred John Wayne and “As You Desire Me” starred Greta Garbo.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”

 

Thursday’s Quizzer is…….

One day, I was waiting to get on the subway. I was eating the apple I always have for breakfast, and I decided to sit next to a homeless man on the bench. While waiting, we saw a fat man walk by us. The hobo then muttered, “Pig.”

I didn’t give it a second thought, except that the comment was rude. There were still a few minutes until the next subway train arrived, and another man walked past us. He was tall, wearing a business suit. As he walked past, the hobo said, “Human.” I thought nothing of this remark, other than he was, obviously, a human. The subway finally arrived, and I left for work.

The next day, the hobo was still there at the subway station. Today I watched from a distance. Several people walked past him; a skinny woman, a muscular man, and an old lady. In turn he muttered, “Soup,” “Pork,” and “Cookie.”
Odd labels, I thought, because obviously none of them was a cookie. I got on the subway again, and proceeded to work. I could not stop thinking about the odd man at the subway station.

I observed him for days to come, and he continued this odd behavior. He would call people bread, carrot, rabbit, milk, and other strange things.
The next day, I walked by the homeless man once again, and he silently muttered, “Apple.”
At that point, I finally recognized what was going on. Then, remembering something, I was stricken with horror.

What was the hobo’s ability, and why was I horrified?

 

Answer: He was able to tell what people last ate. I told you in the beginning of the teaser that I ate an apple every day before work, and at the end he said “Apple” to me.
The reason I was horrified was because the first day I saw him, he had said “Human” to somebody, implying that they were a cannibal.

 

Friday’s Quizzer is…….

Can you decipher the musical instruments represented below?

1. P O
2. BA BA
3. ECLART

4. @ # $ %

 

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS, Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
RECOMMENDED WEBSITE LINKS:

 

Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store

 

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