I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your
advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been
cheating on me. The usual signs…phone rings, but if I
answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out
with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their
names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you
don’t know them.”

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home,
but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the
sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if she has
gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she
wasn’t in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it
was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly
snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysteri-
cally, screaming that I should never touch her personal
property, then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I
think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but
last night she went out again and I decided to really check
on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson
Low rider next to the garage and then hide behind it so I
could get a good view of the street around the corner when
she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
motorcycle that I noticed a small amount of motor oil
leaking through the gasket between the rear head and rocker
arm cover.

So… is this something I can easily repair myself or do you
think I should take it back to the dealer?