Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday February 14, 2019 
Here’s the story..
Recently I ran across an old song performed by Julie Andrews on her 69th birthday, can you guess the song? Here are the lyrics she used: Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things. Cadillac’s and
cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don’t feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favorite things.  Back pains, confused brains, and no need for sinnin’, Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin’, And we won’t mention our short, shrunken frames, When we remember our favorite things. When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I’ve had, And then I don’t feel so bad. I can hear you singing the song, that’s my
story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
 

DAILY QUOTES…

Valentine’s Day is a test. It’s a test of your commitment, your preparedness, a test of whether you love someone enough to waste $100 on flowers that on any other day of the year would cost you $30.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“On Monday in Vermont, a barrel of maple syrup fell off a truck and spilled all over the highway. Luckily, it broad-sided a French toast truck.” -Conan O’Brien

“Merriam-Webster dictionary added over 1,000 new words today, including the word ‘photobomb.’ They didn’t WANT to add ‘photobomb,’ but it jumped in at the last second and kinda ruined the dictionary.” -Jimmy Fallon

 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…

Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand in

hand these days. I wasn’t surprised when one of my
daughter’s friends showed me a delicate little Japanese
symbol on her hip. “Please don’t tell my parents,” she
begged.
“I won’t” I promised. “By the way, what does that stand
for?”
“Honesty,” she said.😱😳😎

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

“You are exceptionally odd.”
“I bet you’re very popular with the girls.”

Answer: A Beautiful Mind!
In this scene brilliant math prodigy, John Nash Jr. (Russell Crowe), is trying to make small talk with his wife-to-be Alicia (Jennifer Connelly) before they are married. He has just met her when she is a student at MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology) and he is a teacher. They are together in this scene at a reception and have gone out on a patio to sip champagne. After looking at the stars in a clear sky, she tells him (about the stars), “I once tried to count them all. I actually made it to 4,348.” He says line one and she replies with line two.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“Who are you with again?”
“I’m with the United States Congress. Perhaps you’ve heard of them.”
 
TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS KIM HILLYARD!  👍👍👍👍

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……

A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn’t work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation:
Man-“Hey boss, my password is out of date.”
Boss-“Yes, that’s right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same.”
Man: “Thanks boss.”
With that, he went and correctly logged into his station.
What was the new password?
BONUS: What was his old password? 
 
Answer: The old one was : Out of date
The new one is: Different
He said: My password is “Out of date.” And the boss told him the new one when he said: “The password is different.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….

When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.

1. Time past -> Leave
2. Street -> Event location
3. Ends “Our Father” -> Fathers
4. Shared an opinion -> Excessive desire for something
5. Misuses; harms -> Multi-passenger vehicles
6. Pursue lofty goal -> Pointed tower top
7. Sum total -> Climb on
8. Stay away from -> A gap; empty

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