Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

eiWELCOME to Monday February 25, 2019 
10 ways on how to lose that extra weight!
Here’s the guide to calorie-burning activities, and
the number of calories per hour they consume.
1. Beating around the bush. . . . . . . . .75.
2. Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . 100.
3. Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . 150.
4. Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50.
5. Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25.
6. Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight). . . .50-300.
7. Dragging your heels. . . . . . . . . . 100.
8. Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . 250.
9. Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500.
10.  Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50.
11. Wading through paperwork . . . . . . . 300.
12. Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . 75.
13. Jumping on the bandwagon . . . . . . . 200.
14. Balancing the books. . . . . . . . . . .25.
15. Running around in circles. . . . . . . 350.
16. Eating crow. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 225.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


“Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which
escape those who dream only by night.” – Edgar Allan Poe

“Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always
gets on one’s nerves – which is the same thing nowadays.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I shall never be ashamed of citing a bad author if the
line is good.” – Seneca 
“I write down everything I want to remember. That way,
instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what
it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper
I wrote it down on.” -Beryl Pfizer, American journalist
“I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill
live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23
percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.”
–Jerry Garcia – Grateful Dead

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…

An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the
dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and
exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite
wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean
selects infinite wisdom.

“Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke
and a bolt of lightning.

Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by
a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues
whispers, “Say something wise.”

The dean looks at them and says, “I should have taken the


Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

“___________, only two kinds of creatures get fun in the desert: Bedouins and gods, and you’re neither. Take it from me, for ordinary men it’s a burning, fiery furnace.””No, Dryden, it’s going to be fun.”
Answer: Lawrence of Arabia
In this scene, during World War I, British Lieutenant T.E. Lawrence (a.k.a. Lawrence of Arabia, played by Peter O’Toole) is discussing with Mr. Dryden (Claude Rains) of the British Arab Bureau the outcome of a meeting with British General Murray (Donald Wolfit). General Murray has agreed to lend Lawrence to the Arab Bureau for three months so he can help assess the Arab army of Prince Feisal (Alec Guinness). Dryden says line one and Lawrence replies with line two. This movie tells the true story of Lawrence, the eccentric British officer who united the desert tribes of Arabia against the Turks. It is based on Lawrence’s book “The Seven Pillars of Wisdom” about his Arabian adventures.


Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?”


Friday’s Quizzler is…… Each of the clues make up a type of flower, for example “small container + to allow” would be “vial + let”, or “violet.”

Can you figure out these five?

1. an implement + flesh around mouth
2. foppish + a large carnivorous wildcat
3. to wed + a soft yellow element
4. a false statement + be deficient in
5. indicates an alternative + child


Answer:   1. Tulip (tool + lip)
2. Dandelion (dandy + lion)
3. Marigold (marry + gold)
4. Lilac (lie + lack)
5. Orchid (or + kid)


Monday’s Quizzler is…….

I drift forever with the current
Down these long canals they’ve made
Tame, yet wild, I run elusive
Multitasking to your aid.
Before I came, the world was darker
Colder, sometimes, rougher, true
But though I might make living easy,
I’m good at killing people too.


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