Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Thursday March 7, 2019
Wisdom from Grandpa……

* Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

* Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy
earnin’ his salt, that he forgets his sugar.

* Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not
for good.

* When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

* On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the
past – but never the present.

* The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when
the interest is kept up.

* Many girls like to marry a military man – he can cook,
sew, and make beds, and is in good health, and he’s already
used to taking orders.

* Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age, and start bragging about it.

* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in
line for.

* When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to
your youth, remember about Algebra.

* I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to
the top.

* Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is

* Old age is when former classmates are so gray and
wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you.

* If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have
anything to laugh at when you are old.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever
you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


“Chocolate maker Hershey is reportedly expecting to cut its global workforce by about 15 percent. That’s right, for the first time ever, chocolate is giving up people for Lent.” -Seth Meyers
“Scientists have found a way to grow human tissue on apples. Now the only thing left for them to discover is a REASON to grow human tissue on apples.” -Conan O-Brien
“A new study found that babies as young as nine months can tell the difference between friends and enemies. Which raises a lot of questions, like: What kind of babies have enemies?” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…

During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs,
a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb.

When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer
pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him.

“Does your dog have a license?” he asked.

“Oh, no,” the man said, “He doesn’t need one; I always do
the driving.” 😱😐


Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
Answer: Casablanca!
Jerry Mulligan is a character from the film “An American in Paris.” Louis Renault is another character from “Casablanca.” Philip Marlowe is a character in the movie “The Big Sleep.” This scene occurs in “Casablanca” where Rick, played by Humphrey Bogart, is trying to explain to a friend how Ilsa, played by Ingrid Bergman, tugs at his heart strings. “Casablanca” is a bitter sweet love story, set in World War II, between Rick, a bar owner, and Ilsa, a married woman, who decides ultimately to stay with her husband, a resistance fighter, who is injured and being sought by the axis powers.


Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Absolutely not! I’m a businessman. I love money, I love power, I love capitalism. I do not now and never will love children.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
A magazine competition invited people to come up with “invented” inventions of the cyber-age.

For example, a solar powered clothes drier (a rope) and a hand-held word processor (a pencil). Can you guess what this is?

It is a portable arcade. A hand-held amusement resource with no cartridges or batteries. Access games of speed, dexterity, memory, cunning. Produce magical effects or construct lofty towers. Some games can increase your income. 

Answer: A deck of cards.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….

When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.

1. Wear away -> Travelled on an animal
2. Fill with joy -> Not on time; dead
3. Each; all -> To a high degree
4. Something that happens -> To let off pressure
5. Large property with a house -> Declare; say
6. Come out from -> To combine; unite
7. Feeling; passion -> Movement
8. Same in ability; fairness -> Trait; character


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