WELCOME to Friday March 8, 2019
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DAILY QUOTES…
“Nintendo is releasing a video game that lets you simulate taking care of a baby. When they heard this, gamers said, ‘Hey, call me when you have one that simulates MAKING one.'” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas.
She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What
rotten luck I’ve had today! What in the world should I do
now?”
A man standing next to her suggests, “I don’t know… why
don’t you play your age?”
He walks away. Moments later, his attention is grabbed by
a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe she won! He
rushes back to the table and pushes his way through the
crowd. The lady is lying limp on the floor, with the table
operator kneeling over her. The man is stunned. He asks,
“What happened? Is she all right?”
The operator replies, “I don’t know. She put all her money
on 29, and 36 came up. Then she just fainted!”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Absolutely not! I’m a businessman. I love money, I love power, I love capitalism. I do not now and never will love children.”
Answer: Annie! This is the reason Daddy Warbucks initially gives in the movie for not wanting to adopt little orphan Annie. However, it isn’t too long before the little redheaded girl charms her way into his heart and he changes his mind.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Stanley.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is…. When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
1. Wear away -> Travelled on an animal
2. Fill with joy -> Not on time; dead
3. Each; all -> To a high degree
4. Something that happens -> To let off pressure
5. Large property with a house -> Declare; say
6. Come out from -> To combine; unite
7. Feeling; passion -> Movement
8. Same in ability; fairness -> Trait; character
Answer: 1. Ago -> Go
2. Avenue -> Venue
3. Amen -> Men
4. Agreed -> Greed
5. Abuses -> Buses
6. Aspire -> Spire
7. Amount -> Mount
8. Avoid -> Void
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Example:
Clue = “Took, Sign, Blinker”
Answer = “Hook, Line, and Sinker”
1. Flop, Crook, Glisten
2. Pin, Brace, Though
3. Versed, Beckoned, Heard
4. Leg, Sorrow, Wheel
5. Bawl, Park, Ransom
6. Sprawl, Tedium, Barge
7. Trap, Shackle, Top
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