WELCOME to Tuesday March 19, 2019
electronic and computer age:
Modem, She Wrote: Each week, our intrepid detective tries
to solve the ultimate mystery: why her modem won’t ever
connect with her AT&T router.
Micro-CHiPs: Ponch and Jon now patrol the Information
Carly’s Angels: Chief exec Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX, Tesla, and Solarcity instructs his team to try and drive up the company’s sagging stock price.
Hawaii 6.0: An upgraded version of the classic series.
Steve McGarrett goes speed surfing with charter for bad guys online.
T. J. Hacker: A retired cop, with an uncanny resemblance
to James T. Kirk, takes up computer hacking to track down
the miscreants who canceled his TV show.
The Excel Files: Inexplicable things are happening to the
data in Microsoft Excel spreadsheets. Can this puzzle be
solved? The truth is out there.
The Internet Browser-Team: Each week, Chrome, Outlook, Firefox, and
Mr. TT unite to promote corporate mergers and make the
world safe for capitalism.
Magnum, PC: This series about a crime-solving personal
computer that goes by the code name Deep Blue is based in
Buffy the Virus Slayer: Buffy and her fearless gang of
antivirus definitions stalk and kill VBS files– no small
feat while wearing a halter top and high-heeled boots.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a happy Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“This weekend, we all moved our clocks ahead by one hour. In other words, that’s
I was sitting in the foyer of a bank when a young man walked
by, and then stopped for a moment on his way out. I noticed
that one of the latches on his overstuffed briefcase was
unfastened, putting strain on the remaining latch.
“You’re going to lose the contents of your briefcase,” I
Just then the case burst open. He stared at me with something
akin to fear in his eyes as he gasped, “How on earth did you
do that? 😳😂
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “You don’t wanna marry me.” “Why don’t you love me, Jenny? I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.”
Answer: Forrest Gump
In this scene Forrest (Tom Hanks) has asked Jenny (Robin Wright) to marry him and adds “I’d make a good husband, Jenny.” She agrees, but says the first line. Forrest comments with the second. “Forrest Gump” won Best Picture in the 1995 Academy Awards and Tom Hanks won Best Actor in a Leading Role for his portrayal of Forrest Gump. The movie follows the life of low-I.Q. Forrest, including his accidental experiences with some of the most important people and events in America from the late 1950s through the 1970s, and his encounters with the love of his life, Jenny. Chevy Chase turned down the role of Forrest.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I can’t swim.”
“Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill ya.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….Can you decipher these common Christmas Carols?
2. Small male percussionist
3. I am experiencing nocturnal visions of a colorless holiday
4. Festoon the Corridors
5. A Non-summer fairy tale area
6. Oh holiday conifer
7. Ten plus two twenty-four hour periods of holiday festivity
8. Hey tiny city in Israel
9. In a remote location in a barn stall
Answer: 1. Joy to the World
2. Little Drummer Boy
3. I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
4. Deck the Halls
5. Winter Wonderland
6. Oh Christmas Tree
7. 12 Days of Christmas
8. Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
9. Away in a Manger
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……. The following clues each form a unique word by themselves, add them together to get the name of a country. Example: blue and yellow mixed + solid ground = ? Answer: green + land = Greenland
1. frozen water + solid ground of the earth = ?
2. used to refer to oneself + competed in a race = ?
3. anger or wrath + to lower an airplane from sky to ground = ?
4. a relaxing resort + not out = ?
bonus: never used + enthusiastic devotion + in addition to = ? ?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS, Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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