Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday March 28, 2019

Here’s the Story…..
Today’s Modern Text Love Glossary: from ‘ILY’ to ‘starter marriage,’ we give you a fun guide to the latest text phrases about love communication. Stumped by all the relationship slang with instant and text messaging shorthand flying around these days? Confused by terms such as BF, GF, ILY, man crushes, and starter marriages?
All about, into, all over: Very interested in (I’m all about him, he’s all over her, she’s into him, etc). Don’t be. Here’s a quick guide to give you the 411:
BF or GF: Boyfriend or girlfriend.
Cougar: An older woman looking for love with a younger man. 
DH: Dear husband.
Double exposure: An Internet dating term to describe meeting someone for the first time and discovering that they’re wearing the same outfit pictured on their dating profile.
Fembot: A female robot; unemotional woman.
Friendship divorce: A breakup between platonic friends, akin to a divorce or separation. Sometimes, friends just drift apart and lead separate lives, leading to the friendship divorce. While partings can be permanent, some friends reunite and return to a ‘pre-divorce’ state.
ILY: “I Love You”
LYLAS: “Love You Like A Sister”
TLC: Tender Loving Care.
VBG:Very Big Grin.
POV: Point of View.
XOXO: Hugs and Kisses.
NM: Not Much.
WYWH: Wish You Were Here.
ROTF: Rolling On The Floor.
SWAK: Sealed With A Kiss.
SMH: Shaking My Head.
LMIRL: “Let’s meet in real life”
LTR: Long-term relationship.
Man crush: One dude’s nonsexual admiration of another dude’s personal awesomeness, as in, “My BF has a Man Crush on Eli Manning.”😳
Missed connection: A popular section on Craigslist where people try to connect with people they’ve seen somewhere but don’t know.
Sext messaging: Sending a naughty message via text messaging. 
Shoulder surfing: Chatting it up with someone, but always glancing over his or her shoulder for a more attractive prospect.
SO: Significant other. A way of identifying your relationship without getting mired in the sticky discussion of whether someone you’re dating really qualifies as a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Starter marriage: A first marriage that lasts less than five years and produces no children. A play on the phrase “starter home.”

Ubersexual: A metrosexual who also has manly qualities. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

 

DAILY QUOTES…

“Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often
shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has
been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still
speak in foreign languages” –Dave Barry 

“My doctor tells me I suffer from extreme hypochondria. He
prescribed a strong placebo, but I don’t think it’s working.”
-Fred Marcum 

“My wife took pictures of me naked and sent them to Playgirl.
They passed on them, but I AM going to be in Field & Stream.”
–Adam Sandler  

 
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
On vacation, a man and his wife check into a hotel. The
husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his
wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to
their room to rest.

She lies down on the bed… just then, a train passes by
very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she’s
thrown out of the bed.

Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down
once more. But just a few minutes later a train again
shakes the room so violently, she’s pitched to the floor.

Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the
manager who says he’ll be right up.

The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story
is true.

“Look… lie here on the bed — you’ll be thrown right to
the floor!” So he lies down next to the wife.

Just then the husband walks in. He takes one look at the
manager lying in bed with his wife and yells, “Hey! What
are you doing in here!?”

The manager calmly replies, “Would you believe I’m waiting
for a train?” 😱😁😎

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Oh how reckless of me. I made you all wet.” “Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.”

Answer: Never Say Never Again!
This time James must recover two nuclear warheads that were stolen from the Americans by an agent of SPECTRE. This exchange occurs when the beautiful, but evil, Fatima falls in James’ lap, while attempting to water ski up to the bar. 


Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“You wanna know how to do it? Here’s how. They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That’s the Chicago way, and that’s how you get Capone!”

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…. Using real names to make common words/phrases, name the offspring: (the first one is free!)

1. Mr and Mrs Voyant – Clare (as in Clairvoyant)
2. Mr and Mrs Tress
3. Mr and Mrs Nasium
4. Mr and Mrs Tate
5. Mr and Mrs Anthemum
6. Mr and Mrs Mander
7. Mr and Mrs Mite
8. Mr and Mrs Time

 

Answer:   2. Matt
3. Jim
4. Dick
5. Chris
6. Sally
7. Dinah
8. Justin

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……. One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it.Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson. The next day Holmes got a note on his door that read “? Crimson. He broke your window.”

Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident?

 

 

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