WELCOME to Thursday March 28, 2019
Ubersexual: A metrosexual who also has manly qualities. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often
shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has
been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still
speak in foreign languages” –Dave Barry
prescribed a strong placebo, but I don’t think it’s working.”
“My wife took pictures of me naked and sent them to Playgirl.
They passed on them, but I AM going to be in Field & Stream.”
On vacation, a man and his wife check into a hotel. The
husband wants to have a snack at the restaurant, but his
wife is extremely tired so she decides to go on up to
their room to rest.
She lies down on the bed… just then, a train passes by
very close to the window and shakes the room so hard she’s
thrown out of the bed.
Thinking this must be a freak occurrence, she lies down
once more. But just a few minutes later a train again
shakes the room so violently, she’s pitched to the floor.
Exasperated, she calls the front desk and asks for the
manager who says he’ll be right up.
The manager is skeptical but the wife insists the story
“Look… lie here on the bed — you’ll be thrown right to
the floor!” So he lies down next to the wife.
Just then the husband walks in. He takes one look at the
manager lying in bed with his wife and yells, “Hey! What
are you doing in here!?”
The manager calmly replies, “Would you believe I’m waiting
for a train?” 😱😁😎
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Oh how reckless of me. I made you all wet.” “Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.”
Answer: Never Say Never Again!
This time James must recover two nuclear warheads that were stolen from the Americans by an agent of SPECTRE. This exchange occurs when the beautiful, but evil, Fatima falls in James’ lap, while attempting to water ski up to the bar.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“You wanna know how to do it? Here’s how. They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That’s the Chicago way, and that’s how you get Capone!”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…. Using real names to make common words/phrases, name the offspring: (the first one is free!)
2. Mr and Mrs Tress
3. Mr and Mrs Nasium
4. Mr and Mrs Tate
5. Mr and Mrs Anthemum
6. Mr and Mrs Mander
7. Mr and Mrs Mite
8. Mr and Mrs Time
Answer: 2. Matt
Thursday’s Quizzler is……. One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it.Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson. The next day Holmes got a note on his door that read “? Crimson. He broke your window.”
Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident?
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