WELCOME to Friday March 29, 2019
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“A new report claims that William Shakespeare was a marijuana user and may have
As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a
lady asked the stewardess: “What’s that stuff all over those
“Just snow,” replied the stewardess.
“That’s what I thought,” said the lady, “but this fellow in
front of me said it was Greece.”😱😳😎
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “You wanna know how to do it? Here’s how. They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of your guys to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That’s the Chicago way, and that’s how you get Capone!”
Answer: The Untouchables!
Federal Agent Eliot Ness has vowed to take down Al Capone. In order to do this he must assemble a hand-picked group of men who can’t be bought by Capone’s money. One of his first choices is cop Jim Malone, who offers Ness this advice on how to achieve his goal. Sean Connery finally won an Academy Award for his performance as the street-wise Malone.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“Eat her!” –
“Oh please, yuck!” –
“Aren’t we squeamish? You ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!” –
“I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.” –
Thursday’s Quizzler is…. One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it. Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson. The next day Holmes got a note on his door that read “? Crimson. He broke your window.” Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident?
Answer: Mark Crimson
“?” = question MARK, so the note on the door reads “Question Mark Crimson. He broke your window.”
Friday’s Quizzler is……. Happy Hauntings costume store threw their annual Halloween party, complete with food, dancing, and a little friendly competition. The company arranged 5 competitions (bobbing for apples, ring toss, scavenger hunt, pumpkin carving, and a scariest costume contest), with 5 different prizes (movie premier tickets, theater tickets, 4 passes to a local amusement park, and 2 gift certificates to a local restaurant). Each competition was won by a different employee, wearing a different costume purchased from the Happy Hauntings store. Can you determine the full name of each employee, what costume they wore, what contest they won, and which prize they received?
2) The 5 employees were: Amy, Mr. Brown, the one who dressed as a bat, the one who won the theater tickets, and the woman who won the pumpkin carving contest (who did not win movie tickets).
3) Robert, John, and Mary have the same last initial.
4) The women’s costumes were: the one worn by Ms. Smith, the one worn by the woman who won the ring toss, and the skeleton.
5) During dinner, John sat at the same table as Frankenstein, the skeleton, and the woman who won the apple bobbing contest (who was not dressed as Dracula). The bat sat 2 tables over.
6) The man who won scariest costume received a $50 gift certificate, which he later used to take Ms. Black to dinner.
7) Later that week, John Beals went to dinner with the woman dressed as a bat, after they went to the theater, using the prizes they won at the party.
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