WELCOME to Monday April 22, 2019
Here’s the story….
This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the
grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy
to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.
Well, his missus was quite irritated about him sitting in
the air conditioned house all day while she did all the
work, so she scolded him. “I can’t believe you’re asking me
about supper right now! Imagine I’m out of town, go inside
and figure dinner out yourself.”
So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak,
with potatoes, garlic bread and tall glass of iced tea.
The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing
up and asked him, “You fixed something to eat? So where is
“Huh? I thought you were out of town.” 😱😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on
the shore like an idiot.”
– Steven Wright
– Jonathan Swift
to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”
– Hunter S. Thompson
public office.” –Aesop
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
The day I started my construction job, I was in the office
filling out an employee form when I came to the section that
asked: Single____, Married____, Divorced____.
I marked single. Glancing at the man next to me, who was
also filling out his form, I noticed he hadn’t marked any
of the blanks. Instead he had written, ‘Yes, in that order.’😎
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
Friday’s Quizzler is…. The below classified ads were spotted in this week’s newspaper. They all share a common feature.
1. Crimson cloaked young female seeks protection services. Task include food courier service. Outdoor experience a plus. Inquire with grandmother.
2. For Sale: 20 mattresses. Like new, used only once. Each shares common irregularity, not discernible by most. Make offer.
3. For Sale: Two adjacent lots. Located near new brick housing. Land can be cleared of debris upon request. Will build to suit.
4. Debris removal services required. Have large amounts of vegetation that requires cut up and removal. Please call for details. Gold or specialty hybrid seeds available for trade.
5. Lost: 1 Slipper, translucent in color. Sentimental value. Last seen, yesterday before midnight. Please leave message with stepmother.
1. Grandmother (Little Red Riding Hood)
2. The Old Queen (Princess & the Pea)
3. The 3rd little pig (3 Little Pigs)
4. Jack’s widowed mom (Jack and the Beanstalk)
5. Cinderella’s stepmother (Cinderella)
Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Well hello there, new friends
It’s a pleasure to meet you
I wonder if you’d indulge
The unique way I greet you
You see, I’m a player
Of a great many games
So instead of just telling you,
Maybe try guessing my name
Now to make this more fair
I’ll give you some clues
For there are so many ways
That my name is used
My family is royal
Though as has oft been spoken
The headgear I once wore
Has since become broken
In my more playful moods
I might hide in a box
Or just run around, for
I’m nimble as a fox
But please don’t misjudge me;
I’m not some lame slacker
I can work hard with a hammer
To become a road cracker
If I see you in trouble
At the side of the road
I’ll be right there to help
If it eases the load
I’m brave in the darkness,
When it’s black, call my name
But I get rather scary
When I’m high on a plane
All right, one last clue
Then let’s call it a night:
I’ll give you a grin
As an October light
So now that we’ve ended
This fun guessing game
Now can you tell me
Just what is my name? 🤔
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