WELCOME to Thursday April 25, 2019
Wise proverbs of the day!
12. Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
13. All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
DAILY QUOTES...
“Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.”
preparation is thought necessary.”
– Robert Louis Stevenson
and obesity. Not surprisingly it’s a sausage link.”
-Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.
After the man received the full treatment – shave, manicure,
haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in the chair.
“I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he
said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
When the boy’s haircut was done and the man still hadn’t
returned, the barber said, “It looks like your daddy forgot
all about you.”
“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. “He just walked up,
took me by the hand and said, ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna
get a free haircut!'”😳🤔
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”
Answer: Back to the Future!
At the film’s close, Doc Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd) has hustled Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) and Marty’s girlfriend Jennifer Parker (Claudia Wells) into the time-traveling DeLorean to head into the future (and set up the sequel). When Marty worries aloud that they don’t have enough road ahead of them to get the car up to the magic speed of 88 mph, Doc Brown responds with the quote above, and the car then sprouts wings and takes off into the sky.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “You’re not so tough without your car, are ya?”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make
a pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’
from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.
1. Rode – Can
2. Font – Farce
3. Tory – Stale
4. Dire – Cash
5. Self – Shill
Answer: 1. Rod – Cane
2. Front – Face
3. Story – Tale
4. Die – Crash
5. Shelf – Sill
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
The following phrases are colloquialisms, idioms or proverbs that are written in their literal, and rather complicated form. Can you uncover their true meanings and solve this teaser?
Example: “Don’t place the two wheeled vehicle in a position preceding the equine mammal,” is the proverb “Don’t put the cart before the horse.”
1. Positive aesthetic appeal is solely the equivalent of the thickness of the epidermis.
2. The ground covering of slender leaved plants is always a more vibrant hue of a common secondary color in the proximity of the opposite surface of a structure serving as a boundary.
3. Produce the sound of sharp tapping by striking blows to a processed piece of secondary xylem from a large perennial plant.
4. The gyre that emanates shrill sounds receives the viscous lubricant.
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