That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Happy Tuesday people & whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“A company will make a life-size 3D printed model of yourself that you can send to your mom for $30,000. It’s a great way of telling your mom I’d rather spend $30,000 than visit you in person.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the
word you first thought of.” – Burt Bacharach
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at
the people he gave it to.” –Dorothy Parker
“People are going on dates now to coffee bars. This is the
worst idea. Four cappuccinos later, your date doesn’t look
any better.” –Margot Black
Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other.
The first spaceman says, “The dominant life forms on the
earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons.”
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks,
“Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first spaceman says, “I don’t think so…They have them
aimed at themselves.” 😱😳😏
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.”
“Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don’t have men killed.”
Answer: The Godfather!
In this scene Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) is talking to his girlfriend, Kay Adams (Diane Keaton) near Kay’s New Hampshire school after Michael’s return from Sicily. He is trying to persuade her to marry him. When Michael tells Kay, “I’m working for my father now, Kay. He’s been sick — very sick,” she says, “But you’re not like him, Michael. I thought you weren’t going to become a man like your father. That’s what you told me.” Then Michael says line one and Kay responds with line two. Michael then says, “Oh. who’s being naive, Kay?”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “You’re a wizard, ______.” “I’m a what?”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
1. Adoration -> Elevate
2. Indulge in -> Permit
3. Den -> Atmosphere
4. Precipitation -> Current time
5. Morally pure -> Swift action
6. Prize -> Person under protection
7. Head covering -> City related
8. Most plump -> Provide evidence for
2. Wallow -> Allow
3. Lair -> Air
4. Snow -> Now
5. Chaste -> Haste
6. Award -> Ward
7. Turban -> Urban
8. Fattest -> Attest
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Translate each word group into a phonetic sound, and then string them all together to form the name of a body of water.
polar or grizzly, finger jewelry, not curved
Translation… Bear, Ring, Straight
Answer… Bering Strait
1. Vehicle, curved bone, to exist, not yang, to look at
2. Circle segment, bloodsucking arachnid, to be in debt, tibia
3. Cat sound, dreidel letter, 18-hole sport
4. Unaffiliated film, Japanese currency, interjection, to eschew
5. Helper, flightless South American bird, clock sound, programming language
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