Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday June 5, 2019

Top 19 Rejected International Sports Team Names
19. Brussels Sprouts
18. Cannes Openers
17. Amsterdam Yankees
16. Vienna Sausages
15. Belgium Waffles
14. Manila Folders
13. Czech Bouncers
12. New Dehli Catessans
11. Buenos Airheads
10. Guadalajara Krishnas
9. Iraqi Raccoons
8. Bolivia DeHavillands
7. Seoul Brothers
6. Taipei Personalities
5. Syria Killers
4. Hungary Jacks
3. Dublin Mint Twins
2. Prague Tologists
1. Peking Toms 😳😁😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people & whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…

“When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that

something is possible, he is almost certainly right.

When he states that something is impossible, he is very

probably wrong.”- Arthur C. Clarke

“There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”😱

– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.”

– Woody Allen

I’d had enough of my employees’ abusing their allotted break

time. In an effort to clarify my position, I posted a sign

on the bulletin board: “Starting immediately, your 15-minute

breaks are being cut from a half-hour to 20 minutes.”

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He

stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….

A guy and a girl are having a drink together in a bar. The
man raises his glass and says, “Here’s hoping you’re in
Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you’re dead!”

“What’s that mean?” asks the girl.

“That,” answers her date, “is an authentic Irish toast.”

“Oh. Well, here’s to bread, eggs and cinnamon.”

“Bread, eggs and cinnamon? What’s that?”

The girl says, “That’s French toast.” 😐😎

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”

Answer:Cool Hand Luke!
“Cool Hand Luke” is a prison film released in 1967, and is based on the novel of the same name by Donn Pearce. Newman portrays Lucas “Luke” Jackson, a decorated war veteran who, after a night of heavy drinking, decides to decapitate a few parking meters, after which he is arrested and sentenced to two years in a Florida prison camp. Because of his rebellious nature and inability to conform to the rules, the guards and in particular the prison warden (nicknamed the Captain and played by veteran actor Strother Martin), make it their mission to break him. After Luke is returned to the prison following a failed escape attempt, Luke makes a remark that the Captain takes offense to; this results in Luke being beaten and pushed to the ground. The quote is the opening line of a short speech the Captain delivers to the other prisoners directly following the incident.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I’ll have what she’s having.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….

In this teaser you are to try and unscramble the set of letters in each set of brackets to complete these quotations. Good luck!

1. We may (FMFIAR) absolutely that (OHTNGIN) great in the (DWLOR) has been (DAECHCSOIMLP) without (NSPOAIS).

2. (ELVI) as if you (ERWE) to die (WTMOROOR). (NLREA) as if you were to (LIEV) (ORERVEF).

3. The way to get (DSETRAT) is to (UQTI) (GLATNIK) and (NBEIG) (ODGNI).

Answer: 1. We may (AFFIRM) absolutely that (NOTHING) great in the (WORLD) has been (ACCOMPLISHED) without (PASSION).
Hegel

2. (LIVE) as if you (WERE) to die (TOMORROW). (LEARN) as if you were to (LIVE) (FOREVER).
M.K. Gandhi

3. The way to get (STARTED) is to (QUIT) (TALKING) and (BEGIN) (DOING).
Walt Disney

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….

Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second.

Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started.

What am I?

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