WELCOME to Wednesday June 5, 2019
Top 19 Rejected International Sports Team Names
19. Brussels Sprouts
18. Cannes Openers
17. Amsterdam Yankees
16. Vienna Sausages
15. Belgium Waffles
14. Manila Folders
13. Czech Bouncers
12. New Dehli Catessans
11. Buenos Airheads
10. Guadalajara Krishnas
9. Iraqi Raccoons
8. Bolivia DeHavillands
7. Seoul Brothers
6. Taipei Personalities
5. Syria Killers
4. Hungary Jacks
3. Dublin Mint Twins
2. Prague Tologists
1. Peking Toms 😳😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people & whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that
stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
A guy and a girl are having a drink together in a bar. The
man raises his glass and says, “Here’s hoping you’re in
Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you’re dead!”
“What’s that mean?” asks the girl.
“That,” answers her date, “is an authentic Irish toast.”
“Oh. Well, here’s to bread, eggs and cinnamon.”
“Bread, eggs and cinnamon? What’s that?”
The girl says, “That’s French toast.” 😐😎
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”
Answer:Cool Hand Luke!
“Cool Hand Luke” is a prison film released in 1967, and is based on the novel of the same name by Donn Pearce. Newman portrays Lucas “Luke” Jackson, a decorated war veteran who, after a night of heavy drinking, decides to decapitate a few parking meters, after which he is arrested and sentenced to two years in a Florida prison camp. Because of his rebellious nature and inability to conform to the rules, the guards and in particular the prison warden (nicknamed the Captain and played by veteran actor Strother Martin), make it their mission to break him. After Luke is returned to the prison following a failed escape attempt, Luke makes a remark that the Captain takes offense to; this results in Luke being beaten and pushed to the ground. The quote is the opening line of a short speech the Captain delivers to the other prisoners directly following the incident.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I’ll have what she’s having.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
1. We may (FMFIAR) absolutely that (OHTNGIN) great in the (DWLOR) has been (DAECHCSOIMLP) without (NSPOAIS).
2. (ELVI) as if you (ERWE) to die (WTMOROOR). (NLREA) as if you were to (LIEV) (ORERVEF).
3. The way to get (DSETRAT) is to (UQTI) (GLATNIK) and (NBEIG) (ODGNI).
2. (LIVE) as if you (WERE) to die (TOMORROW). (LEARN) as if you were to (LIVE) (FOREVER).
3. The way to get (STARTED) is to (QUIT) (TALKING) and (BEGIN) (DOING).
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
What am I?
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