WELCOME to Monday June 10, 2019
We all fail sometimes. But there’s something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from the most clueless – and inventive – of students.
* History * Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed? Answer: At the bottom.
“This week in Texas, a fire broke out in a warehouse destroying 2,000 pounds
would be nice right now.'” –Kathleen Madigan
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
While working as a Navy nurse in a military hospital’s emergency room, I was required to introduce myself by my rank and full name. I usually refer to myself as Ensign Mike Payne, but one busy day I rushed into a patient’s room and blurted, “Hi, I’m Ensign Payne.” “Hi,” the patient responded. “I’m in some pain too.” 😐😎
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!”
Answer: National Lampoon’s Animal House
Set in 1962 at fictional Faber College, “National Lampoon’s Animal House” follows the antics of the members of the less than prestigious Delta Tau Chi fraternity. Following a series of campus violations and mishaps, the Deltas, who are already on probation, have their charter revoked by the school’s Dean, Vernon Wormer. Things only get worse for the frat boys, as their midterm grades are so bad that Wormer has them all expelled, which means they are now eligible for the draft. The quote is part of an impassioned speech delivered by the fraternity’s sergeant-at-arms John “Bluto” Blutarsky (John Belushi), in an attempt to rally his frat brothers, after they have all but given up. In the end the Deltas get their revenge against the school and Dean Wormer by converting an old car into a float and turning the annual homecoming parade into a complete and utter disaster.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I’m your huckleberry.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Yet I’m seen only when all around me is cold.
For most of the time you just live and ignore me;
Then you gasp for me, stop for me, mutter below me.
You might say, in surprise, I’ve been taken away,
But it’s true I’ve been with you, at least ’til today.
When I leave you, you leave too!
Who am I?😎
Everyone draws breath, and it is seen on icy days.
We breathe subconsciously, but might gasp or stop for breath. We mutter “under our breath” at times.
We might say our breath is “taken away” but we have it as long as we live – until we “leave” this world!
Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Many injured animals are invited to live at the ‘Toronto Range’. Stop in kangaroo corner and marvel at the lovely creatures within. Dig over the potato patch to find small furry caterpillars, but don’t yell! Owls can be found swooping for edible rodents, earwigs or perhaps bluebottles in the undergrowth. The brown bear, Rob, lacks grace and may look like an ogre, enter at your own risk! Peacocks can be found showing their colorful wares, which look fantastic when viewed with our ultraviolet torch.
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