WELCOME to Thursday June 13, 2019
Comedian Steven Wright:
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people & whatever you all do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
Our parish priest was making a visit to my nephew’s home. He knocked on the door, and thelittle 4-year-old boy went to the door and way the priest. He called to his dad, ‘Hey, Dad! That guy that works for God is here!’
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….A husband reading a newspaper says to his wife, “You know, honey, I think there might be
nothing standing in his way.” 😐
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”
Answer: Dr. Strangelove!
The full name of the 1964 dark comedy is “Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb”, but is more commonly referred to by its shorter title. In the film, crazed U.S. Air Force General Jack D. Ripper believes the Russians are poisoning our water, so he orders a squadron of B-52 bombers to carry out a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union. What he’s not aware of is that the Russians have invented a doomsday device, which is set to detonate if the Soviets come under nuclear attack. Once the device is activated, it is capable of wiping out all human and animal life on the planet. It is now up to the President of the United States and his advisors to figure out a way to get the bomber pilots to abort the mission, but in the end they are unsuccessful. The line is spoken by the President, one of three characters portrayed by the incomparable Peter Sellers, after a tussle breaks out between a U.S. General and the Russian ambassador.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “There’s no crying in baseball!”?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
What are the answers to all these clues and what do those answers have in common?
1. An amber tinted paste used on a wienerwurst.
2. A purple fruit
3. Besides the number of days, the months of May and August have this in common.
4. A finely feathered and polychromatic avian friend.
5. A 7 letter word for a pigment like crimson.
6. A bleached and neutral hue.
Answer: The answers are:
3. Green (The color of the birthstones of May and August).
All these words are the last names of the characters in the game of Clue (Cluedo).
1. Colonel Mustard
2. Professor Plum
3. Mr. Green
4. Mrs. Peacock
5. Miss Scarlet
6. Mrs. White
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
I’m late, I’m late was frequently sounded.I’m not average, but was based on a mean.
My size, in theory, is constant: fifteen.
I’m two dozen steps, again in theory.
But walk my length and you’d get weary.
I take half and quarter steps at times.
In reality, I don’t follow the lines.
I shrink to nothing in two cold extremes.
Over a thousand miles wide in the betweens.
What am I?
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