WELCOME to Friday June 28, 2019
Here’s the story….
Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a workday again
“Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.” – Will Rogers
An old Wild West fort is about to be attacked. The wily old General sends for his trusty Indian Scout. “Scout, you must use all your thirty years of skills for me and try to estimate the sort of army we are up against here.” The trusty Indian Scout lays down and puts his ear to the ground. “Large war party,” he says, “maybe three hundred braves, four chiefs, two on black stallions, two on white stallions. Many, many guns! Medicine man also with them.” “Good grief!” exclaims the General, “you can tell all of that just by listening to the ground?” “NO,” replied the Indian. “I can see under the gate.” 😱😎
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“Ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen “The Exorcist” about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it… not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy… now what do you think? You think I’m qualified?”
The scene for this quote comes as Betelguese explains his qualifications to Barbara and Adam Maitland (Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin) for scaring away the living inhabitants of their former home.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman. I – I – I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
1. Big country in South America.
2. A pod is my pad.
3. This came down in Germany.
4. Confection ingredient.
5. Sneaking a look-on.
6. Gorillas show dominance by beating this.
7. May be found in the company of a witch.
1-3 right. Sorry, you’re normal.
4-5 right. I’m beginning to worry about you!
6-7 right. Definitely certifiable nut expert!
Answer: 1. Brazil
3. Walnut (The Berlin wall)
5. Pecan (Peek on)
6. Chestnut (Gorillas drum on their chest as a threat)
7. Hazelnut (Witch Hazel)
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you find a three-letter word that will go in front of each word in the group to make a new, compound word? For each group, the three-letter word will have just one letter changed from the answer to the previous group! (Example: Group 1 = Run, Group 2 = Fun, Group 3 = Sun)
1) Fight, walk, fish, nap
2) Back, throat, lass, let
3) Case, cracker, house, shell
4) Side, come, match, size
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