WELCOME to Tuesday July 16, 2019
17 FATAL things to say if your wife is pregnant:
“Because of the bad U.S. economy, many Broadway producers have started taking their musicals to China. In a related
“I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.” – John Cleese
Do not confuse the clerks at McD’s. 😱😳😁😎
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “You don’t wanna wait for your share? “Naw, I’d just blow it”
Answer: The Sting!
In this scene (the final scene in the movie) con men Johnny Hooker (Robert Redford) and Henry Gondorff (Paul Newman) and a crew assembled by them have successfully pulled off an elaborate con against gangster Doyle Lonnegan (Robert Shaw). Gondorff asks Hooker with line one about waiting for his share of the proceeds, but Hooker knows himself and replies with line two. Besides, he is immensely satisfied at getting revenge for the death of his former partner Luther Coleman (Robert Earl Jones), whose killing was ordered by Lonnegan. There is a wonderful surprise ending, which I won’t reveal in case you haven’t seen it!
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees.”?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A complaint was received by the president of a major car company:
“This is the fourth time I have written you, and I don’t blame you for not answering me because I must sound crazy, but it is a
fact that we have a tradition in our family of having ice cream for dessert after dinner each night. Every night after we’ve eaten, the family votes on which flavor of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it. I recently purchased a new Pantsmobile from your company and since then my trips to the store have created a problem. You see, every time I buy vanilla ice cream my car won’t
start. If I get any other kind of ice cream the car starts just fine. I want you to know I’m serious about this question, no matter
how silly it sounds: ‘What is there about a Pantsmobile that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?'”
The Pantsmobile company President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but he sent an engineer to check it out anyway. He had arranged to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to the grocery store. The man bought vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after they came back to the car it wouldn’t start for several minutes.
The engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, the man got chocolate. The car started right away. The second night, he got strawberry and again the car started right up. The third night he bought vanilla and the car failed to start.
There was a logical reason why the man’s car wouldn’t start when he bought vanilla ice cream. What was it?
(The hint may prove helpful)
Moral of the story: Sometimes even insane sounding problems are real. A better moral: Chocolate ice cream cures vapor lock.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
I’m often seen around a lot, referred to many ways,
See me black and you may find misfortune haunts your days.
Tell a thing, that should have been kept quiet, to all around,
Then look inside the sack, there I’m no longer to be found.
Nosiness, prying, snooping, leaves me fearing, full of dread,
For all these things are likely to see me soon lying dead.
These clues combined should start to give a picture, an idea,
Of who or what I am, so can you tell me? Is it clear?
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