WELCOME to Wednesday July 17, 2019
RULES FOR WORK!
“A good wife always forgives her husband
when she’s wrong.” –Milton Berle
“If you enjoy your alcohol, remember this: If you put your old, rotten liver under
your pillow, the Beer Fairy will leave you a keg.” –Paul Tomkins
“There’s a new study out that says too much caffeine can cause hallucinations. I think
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.” – W. C. Fields
“It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is,
Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can make anyone
“Right above Hot Springs.” 😱😳😁😎
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees.”?
Answer: The Usual Suspects!
In the 1995 movie “The Usual Suspects” actor Kevin Spacey speaks this wonderful coffee quote. He is playing the role of Roger “Verbal” Kint, the suspicious survivor of a boat fire and is reminiscing about times past. He is in the local police station and is talking to Agent Kujan, played by actor Chazz Palminteri. This discussion is about the deplorable coffee being served at the precinct. It should not be surprising that this possibly criminal character would be thinking about his past, as there are many scientific studies that purport to show that coffee drinking helps memory retention!
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Coffee makes me nervous when I drink it. Mmm.”?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
See me black and you may find misfortune haunts your days.
Tell a thing, that should have been kept quiet, to all around,
Then look inside the sack, there I’m no longer to be found.
Nosiness, prying, snooping, leaves me fearing, full of dread,
For all these things are likely to see me soon lying dead.
These clues combined should start to give a picture, an idea,
Of who or what I am, so can you tell me? Is it clear?
For bad luck is yours when a black cat should come across your sight.
And when you reveal a secret, even though you said you wouldn’t,
You’ve let the cat out of the bag by telling what you shouldn’t.
Nosiness, prying, snooping and inquisitiveness, oh drat!
They make up curiosity, which, we all know, killed the cat!
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
A duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow. “Who is this incredibly fine archer?” cried the duke. “I must find him!”
After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets. “You didn’t just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?” asked the duke worriedly. “No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold
holy.” “That is truly astonishing,” said the duke. “I hereby admit you into my service.”
The boy thanked him profusely. “But I must ask one favor in return,” the duke continued. “You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot.”
How’d he get to be such a good shot?
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