Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Thursday August 8, 2019

Pondering out loud…..

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.😳

2. I’m not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

3. I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

4. I’m still desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.😁

5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?😱

6. I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you

take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people & whatever you do,

don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…

“In the end, everything is a gag.” – Charlie Chaplin

“The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the

‘comb-over,’ which is when the man grows the hair on one side of his head very long and

combs it across the bald area, creating an effect that looks…from the top…like an egg in

the grasp of a large tropical spider.” –Dave Barry

“‘Muesli’ is not a word we use in America. When we sweep up after we have been doing

woodwork and put it in a bag with mixed nuts and a little birdseed, and pretend it’s a

healthful breakfast, we call it granola.” –Bill Bryson in I’M A STRANGER HERE MYSELF

“Scrapie is another excellent word. Scrapie clearly couldn’t mean anything but a disease.

Though, on reflection, it might be a Scottish cut, as in, ‘e fell down and got a wee scrapie

on his knee.” –Bill Bryson

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….

A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.

The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at ease. When they came to the question, “Are you entering this marriage of your own free will?” There was a long pause. Finally, the girl looked over at
the apprehensive young man and said, “Put down ‘yes.'” 😳

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father’s passing.”

Answer: To Kill A Mockingbird (1962)
In “To Kill A Mockingbird”, Jean Louise’s father Atticus Finch is a lawyer who defends a black man wrongly accused of rape. As Mr Finch leaves the courtroom after losing the case, Reverend Sykes in the audience prompts Jean Louise (Scout) to stand up as a mark of respect for her father who did his best to see that justice prevailed.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.”

TODAYS MOVIE DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD, NICE SOLVING WORK KIM! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙇‍♀️

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….

What king can you make if you take
the head of a lamb
the middle of a pig
the hind of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon?😁😎

Answer: A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….

Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with a letter deleted (example: brand & band). The length of the first word in each pair is provided, along with the position of the deleted letter to obtain the second word.

1) a baked food made from flour (5 letters) & (delete 3rd letter) a thin metal nail with a small indented head
2) of or relating to groups of people with common characteristics and customs (6 letters) & (delete 4th letter) the discipline dealing with what is good and bad and with moral duty and obligation
3) very small in size or amount (5 letters) & (delete 5th letter) to examine or look over carefully
4) the raised line that winds around a screw (6 letters) & (delete 2nd letter) to step or walk on or over

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