Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Friday August 16, 2019
 
The History Of Casual Day!  

Memo No. 1: Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays as
Casual Day so that employees may express their diversity.
Memo No. 2: Spandex pants and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate
attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.
Memo No. 3: Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning
Friday’s wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.
Memo No. 4: A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m.
Friday in the cafeteria. Fashion show to follow. Attendance is mandatory.
Memo No. 5: As an outgrowth of Friday’s seminar, a 14-member Casual Day
Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper dress.
Memo No. 6: The Casual Day Task Force has completed a 30-page manual.
A copy of “Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards” has been
mailed to each employee. Please review the chapter “You Are What You Wear” and consult the
“home casual” versus “business casual” checklist before leaving for work each Friday.
If you have doubts about the appropriateness of an item of clothing, contact your CDTF
representative before 7 a.m. on Friday.

Memo No. 7: Because of lack of participation, Casual Day

has been discontinued, effective immediately. Really..
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Weekend people & whatever you do,

don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

DAILY QUOTES…

 

“When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy,
it ceases to be a subject of interest.” – William Hazlitt

“Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names.
But one day I turned to my bullies and said – ‘Sticks and stones
may break my bones but names will never hurt me’, and it worked!
From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.” –Harry Hill
“Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself.
It’s kind of like being the guy on a date.” Caroline Rhea

As a child my mother would always tell me not to sit so close to the TV,

that it was bad for my eyes. Now, as an adult I spend 8+ hours a day
within 2 feet of a computer screen.
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately,
they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino

“The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.” – Laurence J. Peter
“Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they
gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not
at all like the staring defects in other people’s characters.” –Margaret Halsey

“It’s the tragedy of the world that no one knows what he doesn’t know — and
the less a man knows, the more sure he is that he knows everything.” –Joyce Cary
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….

According to California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce

Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape
that acts as an anti-diuretic.  It is expected to reduce the number of trips older
people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as PINO MORE!😳😁😎

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.”

Answer:   Finding Nemo!

“Finding Nemo” was released in 2003. It is about a fish who lost his wife and most of his children in a terrible accident and has only one son left, Nemo. When Nemo gets lost, Marlin travels the ocean to find him. Albert Brooks voices Marlin and Ellen Degeneres voices Dory. The quote is Dory’s, a very memorable character for many. She speaks this line many times. She is excited about it because it is one of the few things she remembers. It is an address found on a pair of goggles left by the man who took Nemo.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???

“‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I am the greatest “good” you are ever gonna get!”

 Thursday’s Quizzler is….

 If E times ILE equals BANISH, and TE times T equals BOOK, what does TO times IN equal?

A. BREATH
B. TEASER
C. RUTABAGA
D. POISON
E. COPPER


Answer: POISON
Replace every instance of the word “times” with an ‘X’.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….

1-2-3-4-5-6

I am a 6 letter word.
Letters 6-5-2 spell out a drink.
Letters 4-5-2-3 spell out a fruit.
Letters 1-2-6 spell out a pet.
Letters 3-2-6 spell out a pest, which often gets eaten by 1-2-6.
What am I?

 

 

 

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