ELEVEN GREAT PUNS ABOUT THE LAW!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people & whatever you do, don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“A new study has found that being good-looking can hurt a man’s career because the people in charge of hiring see attractive men as a threat.So if you’re a man who was recently hired for a new job, congratulations
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them
to marry my daughter,” said the first one.
“Indeed,” said wise King Solomon. “That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law.” 😱😁😎
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “No brother of mine eats rejectamenta in my town!”
Answer: Ratatouille! “Ratatouille” was released in 2007. The film is about a rat who wants to become a chef in Paris. Patton Oswalt voices Remy.The quote belongs to Remy himself. At the very beginning of the film, Remy is telling the audience how much he dislikes being a rat. He does not like what rats eat, which is garbage. Then his brother comes up eating something. Remy asks what it is and he says, “I don’t really know.”. Then comes Remy’s above-mentioned reply.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Replace each word or words in parentheses with a one-word synonym to decipher a common phrase.
1. (Performances) (converse) (noisier) than (terms).
2. (More superior) (delayed) than (not at all).
3. (Sublime) (mental abilities) (contemplate) (similarly).
Answer: 1. Actions speak louder than words.
2. Better late than never.
3. Great minds think alike.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
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