Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday August 22, 2019
 

 

TOP 13 MOST USED LIES…..

13. The check is in the mail.
12. You get this one, I’ll pay next time.
11. You look great.
10. Of course I love you.
9. It’s not the money, it’s the principle of the thing.
8. …but we can still be good friends.
7. Don’t worry, were not lost — I KNOW where I’m going.
6. In this car, I can always go another 20 miles when the gauge is on “empty.”
5. Don’t worry, he’s never bitten anyone.
4. I’ll call you later.
3. I’ve never done anything like this before.
2. I’m from your government, and I am here to help you.
1. I DO😁

Well there you have it, now I want you to know that you all look great, the check is in the mail and that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people & whatever you do,don’t forget to LAFF IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

 

 

 

DAILY QUOTES…

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.” – Steven Wright

“Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.”
– Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”
– Douglas Adams

“Well, a new study has found that having a cat makes you 40 percent less likely
to die of a heart attack. Not that the cat could care less either way, really.” –Jay Leno

“A company is now making a cell phone that allows you to talk to your dog.
It enables you to talk to your dog. The way it works is that first you have to be insane.” –Dave Letterman 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….

Dad is from the old school, where you keep your money under the mattress—only he kept his in the underwear drawer. One day I bought my dad an unusual personal safe—a can of  spray paint with a false bottom—so he could keep his money in the workshop. Later I asked Mom if he was using it.  “Oh, yes,” she replied, “he put his money in it the same day.” “No burglar would think to look on the work shelf!” I gloated.  “They won’t have to,”  my mom replied. “He keeps the paint can in his underwear drawer.” 😱😁😎

 

 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.”

Answer:   WALL-E! “WALL-E” was released in 2008. It is about a little robot who is left on a wasted planet, but finds himself on a space adventure. He is voiced by Ben Burtt. The quote is spoken by the Captain of the Axiom. This is near the very end of the movie, when they are finally able to return to Earth. The children have never seen Earth, and the captain is telling them about earth life.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“My master made me this collar, so I may talk. Squirrel!”


  

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….

Susan needed to go to the store to buy some ingredients
to cook with. She started writing them down:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Baking Soda
Cashews
Oranges
Vinegar
Lemon Juice

What was Susan making?

Answer:  A shopping list.😁

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….

Savannah got distracted when her shuttle arrived at Earth Central Airport. Now she’s at Lost & Found with four other travelers all waiting to retrieve one lost piece of luggage of a different color (black, blue, green, red or yellow.) While filling out their baggage retrieval paperwork, they discovered an amazing coincidence. Each person had the last name of one other person’s nationality and another’s destination country (America, England, France, Panama or Zambia). Nobody had the same last name, nationality or destination country of anyone else in the group. Each person is traveling from his or her country of origin to only one other country. Use the following clues to determine each traveler’s first name, last name (L), nationality (N), destination country (D) and baggage color. Because this is Logic Land, the unlikelihood of the travelers actually sharing the same airport is not of any concern in solving this puzzle.

1. Each traveler’s last name, nationality and destination country are three different names.
2. Ms. Panama is neither the Zambian citizen nor the one going to England; Carmelita wants her suitcase to stand out, so she is not the person with the black bag. (All five travelers are mentioned in this clue.)
3. The person bound for France, who asked Echo where she bought her fragrant cup of coffee, sat next to Mr. England.
4. Echo is not the French citizen that helped Pierre with his paperwork.
5. Of the person with the lovely yellow suitcase and Savannah, one is traveling to Zambia and the other is the American citizen.
6. Pierre’s destination country is the nationality of the owner of the black bag; the destination country of the owner of the black bag is Pierre’s nationality.
7. The person surnamed America is not going to France and the person traveling to America has either a blue or green bag.
8. Juan, who does not have yellow luggage, does not have England as his last name.
9. The five travelers are the American, Echo, the blue suitcase owner, the one traveling to Panama and Ms. France.

 

 

 

 

 

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