* Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.
A crew of highway maintenance workers were sent to repair some
wonder how long he’s been waiting to cross?” 😱😳😎
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I’m as mad as …, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”
Answer: Peter Finch – “Network” “Network” is a 1976 movie and starred Peter Finch as Howard Beale, a TV anchor, who learns that because of bad ratings, he is being taken off air in two weeks. He announces that he will commit suicide on air, so he is fired. He persuades his viewers to shout the above quote, out of their windows. The film also starred Fay Dunaway, William Holden, Robert Duvall and Ned Beatty.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “The horror, the horror.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
The pharmacist went straight to work, but the treasurer knew he had no chance, for the pharmacist was much more experienced in this field, so instead, he made up a plan to survive and make sure the pharmacist dies. On the last day the pharmacist suddenly realized that the treasurer would know he had no chance, so he must have a plan. After a little thought, the pharmacist realized what the treasurer’s plan must be, and he concocted a counter plan, to make sure he survives and the treasurer dies. When the time came, the king summoned both of them. They drank the poisons as planned, and the treasurer died, the pharmacist survived, and the king didn’t get what he wanted. What exactly happened there?
Answer: The treasurer’s plan was to drink a weak poison prior to the meeting with the king, and then he would drink the pharmacist’s strong poison, which would neutralize the weak poison. As his own poison he would bring water, which will have no effect on him, but the pharmacist who would drink the water, and then his poison would surely die. When the pharmacist figured out this plan, he decided to bring water as well. So the treasurer who drank poison earlier, drank the pharmacist’s water, then his own water, and died of the poison he drank before. The pharmacist would drink only water, so nothing will happen to him. And because both of them brought the king water, he didn’t get a strong poison like he wanted.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
1. The ad is for Monday’s sale.
2. The tour group can go to either country.
3. My car makes funny noises sometimes.
4. Sarah and Tony are getting married.
5. That casino seems shady.
6. Can’t you see that Hank needs help?
7. The sea is so calm out here.
8. Would you like to go surfing, Erin?
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