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“In Saudi Arabia, a 14-year-old boy was detained for dancing to the Macarena.
Because an increasing number of people are having heart
attacks while gambling, the big, high-class casinos are
now equipped with sophisticated defibrillators. They are
computer-controlled to deliver the exact electric shock
needed to revive a heart attack victim. That is, if you’re
at a big, high-class casino.
At the cheaper casinos downtown, they just drag you across
the carpet and touch your finger to the doorknob. 😱😁😎
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Love means never having to say you’re sorry”
Answer: “Love Story”
“Love Story” is a 1970 film that stars Ali MacGraw as Jennifer Cavalleri and tells of the love and life of two young people, the boy from a wealthy background and an ordinary working-class girl, who meet, fall in love and marry. Tragically she dies and her husband again utters the quote to his father at the end of the film. The movie also starred Ryan O’Neal as Oliver and Ray Milland as his father. Tommy Lee Jones made his debut in this film in a very small role.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I’m making out the report now. We haven’t quite decided whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
(Ric + difficult = ric + hard = Richard)
1. Put on clothes + ald
2. Fishing pole + ney
3. P+ make a mistake + y
4. Be in debt + n
5. That girl + r + adult guy
6. D + eager
7. B + lease an apartment
Answer:
1. Don + ald = Donald
2. Rod + ney = Rodney
3. P + err + y = Perry
4. Owe + n = Owen
5. She + r + man = Sherman
6. D + avid = David
7. B + rent = Brent
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What word can be created when following these directions?
1) Start at D.
2) Go up Eight.
3) Go down Eleven.
4) Go up Five.
What word is it?
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