Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday September 3, 2019

Here’s the story….

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter, 10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to

leave, otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren’t able to choose that person,

until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let

go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her

husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices

with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping. 😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Happy Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!

Quotes of the Day

“This weekend a couple from Connecticut will have the longest marriage

ever recorded in the U.S. They said the secret to their long-lasting marriage

is love, compromise, and the fact that neither one of them has been able

to hear a word the other one has said in more than 30 years.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A study found that many types of head lice have mutated and now have become

resistant to over-the-counter treatments. The problem has scientists

scratching their heads.” -Conan O’Brien

“The federal government has a new plan that will let people send texts to 911.

Yeah, it’s a little frustrating when you try to text, ‘Burglar! Please hurry!,’ and

it auto-corrects to, ‘Burger, please. Hungry.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….

A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private

home instead. “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme?'” she asked. “Well, no,”

answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and nine children.”
“Is that a record?” the caller inquired, puzzled in her turn. “I don’t think so,”

replied the man, “but it’s as close as I want to get.” 😱😳😁😎

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I’m making out the report now. We haven’t quite decided whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape.”

Answer: “Casablanca”
“Casablanca” is a 1942 movie and Claude Rains plays the role of Captain Louis Renault. The movie also starred Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Paul Henreid, Sydney Greenstreet and Peter Lorre. The story is about a love affair set in Casablanca during World War II.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….

Beethoven was a lover of teasers of all kinds, and often submitted the following to his friends. What word can be created when following these directions?

1) Start at D.

2) Go up Eight.

3) Go down Eleven.

4) Go up Five.

What word is it?

Answer: Deaf.
Beethoven was a composer, obviously, and utilized the Musical Key in this teaser. When he says “Go up Eleven”, he is referring to the letters “ABCDEFG.” Going up Eight notes from ‘D’ brings us to ‘E’ (because, of course, the musical scale simply repeats itself in the next octave). Going down Eleven notes brings us to ‘A’, and going up Five notes brings us to ‘F’. Hence, DEAF (which, incidentally, Beethoven was).

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….

You are given five words and five definitions. Each of the words can be anagrammed into a two word phrase that fits one of the definitions. Your task is to assign each definition to its corresponding word.
Example – cobalt: to hit a feline in a high arc (cat lob)

Words: chameleon, medium, physical, president, tungsten

Definitions:
a boat constructed of thick mud-like soil
a cozy canvas shelter
a device for trapping tarantulas
a not too bright bird
a tidy house

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