Only A Southerner Knows…..
robbers because all the eyewitnesses say they have
One of our projects at military leadership school called for us to speak
thing: Your topic was the benefits of drinking liquids, not liquor.”😱😏😁😎
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”
Answer: “Dead Poets Society”
“The Dead Poets Society” is a 1989 movie and stars Robin Williams as John Keating, an English teacher, who through poetry, inspires his students. The movie also stars Robert Sean Leonard, Ethan Hawke and Josh Charles, among others.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you“.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
a tidy house
Answer: chameleon: a tidy house (clean home)
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
One day, a dishonest, one-eyed man wanted to punish Birbal. He accused him of stealing his 24 karat gold necklace and reported this theft to the police. The case was brought to the high court where the judge knew Birbal very well, and he also knew that he was not a thief. So, he asked the man, “What makes you think that Birbal stole your necklace?”
“Your Honor, with my own one eye, I saw him stealing the necklace,” the man swiftly replied. Then he stated, “If he is innocent, let him prove it. Allow me to bring a hot iron, and if he can hold it in his bare hands, then I will be satisfied that he didn’t take my necklace and isn’t lying to me.”
A confused Birbal said, “You mean that if I’m telling the truth, I will not burn my hands with that red hot iron?”
“Of course not! God will then protect you,” the man strongly declared in front of a nodding crowd.
It would seem as if Birbal couldn’t do anything but hold the red hot iron which would undoubtedly burn him whether he was telling the truth or lying. However, he came up with another one of his witty replies on the spot.
Can you guess what he said?
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