A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.” The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.
– Fred Allen
That’s just what the Oscars are missing
“Today is National Catfish Day. You’re supposed to recognize the
they’re dead because they didn’t have health insurance.” –Jay Leno
the day after the ad came out. All from the same person.
Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can make anyone nod off.
one. Where’s it located?” My friend shot back, “Right above Hot Springs.”😁😎
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you”.
“Yankee Doodle Dandy” is a 1942 movie that stars James Cagney as George M Cohan. The movie also features Joan Leslie and Walter Huston. The film tells of the life story of George M Cohan, who was a dancer, singer and actor.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you,
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you guess what he said?
Answer: Calmly, Birbal stated, “I am ready for that, if you believe that I will not be burnt, but the same should apply to you also. If you aren’t lying, the hot iron should not burn your hands either. So, you can kindly bring that red hot iron, holding it in both of your hands, and then give it to me to hold it.”
The speechless man quickly told the judge he would search in his house again, bowed, left, and never lied against Birbal again.
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Students: Jessica, Matt, Chris, Ellen, Tony
Surnames: Saunders, Alvarez, Mason, Tan, Locke
Books: Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, Gone With the Wind, War and Peace, Oliver Twist
Days: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
1. Jessica, Chris, and the girl reading War and Peace plan to write their reports together on Monday night.
2. The 5 students are Matt, the girl presenting on Wednesday, the guy presenting on Tuesday, the kid reading Gone With the Wind, and Chris Saunders.
3. No person has the same first and last initials.
4. Miss Alvarez is presenting on Wednesday, while Pride and Prejudice is being presented on Monday.
5. Locke is mad he is the first to present, but Chris is happy because he is last.
6. Miss Tan wanted to read either Jane Eyre or War and Peace, but Tony and Ellen wound up reporting them instead.
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