Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday September 12, 2019

Thoughts for the day!

1. A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of
them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
2. Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He’s turned
his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.
3. Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
4. Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
5. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and
after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’
6. You can’t have everything….where would you put it?
7. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
8. If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. – Mark Twain.
9. If laughter is the best medicine, who’s
the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’? 
10. If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!

 

 

Quotes of the Day

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to

sell your parrot to the town gossip.” – Will Rogers

“A neurosis is a secret that you don’t
know you are keeping.” – Kenneth Tynan
“At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six
words I wanted all my life to hear: ‘My dad owns a liquor
store.'” -Mark Klein

“My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what

she keeps scribbling in her diary.” -Drake Sather
 
 
There are two types of people–those who come into a room
and say, ‘Well, here I am!’ and those who come in and say,
‘Ah, there you are.'” – Frederick L Collins

 
“Never offend people with style when you can offend
them with substance.” – Sam Brown

 
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for
the waitress. “About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or
a fillet?” “Neither,” she said. “It’s a fish.”
 

 


Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….

HOW TO STAY YOUNG…
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let
the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay ‘them’
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is
with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes,
music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don’t take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county;
to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER :
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
moments that take our breath away.😁😎

 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Hi, my name’s Mae, and that’s more than a name, that’s an attitude.”
Answer:    A League of Their Own!

These words were said by Mae Mordabito, as she spoke to reporters during a game of baseball. The plot of the 1992 film, “A League of Their Own”, revolved around two sisters, Dottie Hinson, (played by Geena Davis), and younger sister, Kit Keller, (played by Lori Petty). The film documented their introduction into the first ever All-American Girls Professional Baseball League (AAGPBL), and their struggle to remain close, after one sister was pushed out of her team in order to convince the other to stay in the league.


Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Don’t you tell me what to see! I see someone in front of me who got his partner in trouble and sent her off to some butcher, while he moved on to an innocent young girl like my daughter!”

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​

Whilst delivering Christmas presents, Santa became stuck in different chimneys and became very behind schedule. At what time was Santa rescued from each chimney, which child was he delivering what present to and which reindeer hauled him out?

Santa was not delivering the Train Set to Craig.

Rudolph hauled Santa out of one chimney exactly 1 hour before Santa was rescued from Diana’s chimney.

Building Blocks were delivered to Ryan after 1:30a.m. but before 4:00a.m.

Blitzen hauled Santa out of one chimney exactly half an hour after Donner hauled him out of another.

Comet helped Santa when he was stuck in Jerry’s chimney: this was not the last chimney that he was stuck in that morning.

The Teddy Bear was delivered directly before the Doll, but not to Diana and wasn’t with Santa when Rudolph pulled him out.

Prancer did not help Santa when he was stuck in the chimney with Drums.

No reindeer helped Santa out of a chimney with a toy having the same initial as the reindeer’s name.

Times: 1:00a.m, 1:30a.m, 2:00a.m, 2:30a.m, 4:00a.m.
Reindeer: Blitzen, Comet, Donner, Prancer, Rudolph
Child: Craig, Diana, Jerry, Ryan, Sadie
Toy: Building Blocks, Doll, Drums, Teddy Bear, Train Set

Answer:  Reindeer / Child / Time / Toy

Blitzen / Diana / 2:30a.m / Drums
Comet / Jerry / 1:00a.m / Teddy Bear
Donner / Ryan / 2:00a.m / Building Blocks
Prancer / Sadie / 4:00a.m / Train Set
Rudolph / Craig / 1:30a.m / Doll


 

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….

Can you decipher the following common phrase?

T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E

 

 

 

 

 

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