WELCOME to Tuesday September 17, 2019
Children’s Real Science Exam Answers..
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Why I’m intercontinental right now, which explains everything,
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
A 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“All I’m saying is, there’s a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!”
Answer: Bend It Like Beckham! These words were said by Jules’ mother, Paula, following another unsuccessful attempt to get her daughter out of wearing her usual football shirt.The plot of the 2002 film, “Bend It Like Beckham”, revolved around two football mad teenagers, Jess Bhamra, (played by Parminder Nagra), and Jules Paxton, (played by Keira Knightley). Despite her passion for the sport, as a woman from a traditional Punjabi Sikh family, Jess was forbidden from playing football. However after having a kick-about in the park, where she met Jules, Jess joined a local team, without the knowledge of her family. But unfortunately for Jess, her secret did not remain hidden for long. Moreover the tournament final was held on the same day as Jess’ sister’s wedding, presenting Jess with a further predicament.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, AND I’m armed! Don’t MESS with me!”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
1. Greeting word -> Hades; place of torment
2. Company symbol -> Tree trunk piece; written record
3. Large stringed instrument -> Small room; prison
4. Vote against; forbid -> Pet doctor
5. Jewellery or stone carved in relief -> Arrived; moved toward something
6. Champion; type of sandwich -> That woman
7. Rope with a sliding loop at one end -> An unmarried young woman
8. Exhibition of cowboy skills -> Was carried on the back of an animal
Answer: 1. Hello -> Hell
2. Logo -> Log
3. Cello -> Cell
4. Veto -> Vet
5. Cameo -> Came
6. Hero -> Her
7. Lasso -> Lass
8. Rodeo -> Rode
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Use synonyms of the following phrases to decode popular movie titles.
1.) Razors of Honor
2.) Wonder-male Comes Back
3.) Ruler of the Bands
4.) Endless Light of the Unstained Head
5.) Super Quartet
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