WELCOME to Wednesday September 18, 2019
10. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
“Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
Ten useless inventions…….
2. Solar Powered Flash Light
3. A black highlighter pen
4. Glow in the dark sunglasses
5. Inflatable Anchor
6. Smooth Sandpaper
7. Waterproof sponge
8. Waterproof Teabags
9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators
10. Fireproof Matches
11. Fireproof Cigarettes
12. Battery powered Battery Charger
13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes
14. Hand powered Chainsaw
15. Inflatable Dartboard
16. Silent Alarm Clock 😁
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, AND I’m armed! Don’t MESS with me!”
Answer: Miss Congeniality! These words were said by Gracie, to her colleague, Eric, following her overnight transformation into a woman worthy of entering the Miss United States pageant. The plot of the 2000 film, “Miss Congeniality”, revolved around FBI agent Gracie Hart’s (played by Sandra Bullock) transformation into a Miss United States pageant candidate. Despite her tomboy habits, with the help of mentor, Victor Melling (played by Michael Caine), Gracie managed to not only pass for a real candidate, but also foil a terrorist attempt.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Use synonyms of the following phrases to decode popular movie titles.
1.) Razors of Honor
2.) Wonder-male Comes Back
3.) Ruler of the Bands
4.) Endless Light of the Unstained Head
5.) Super Quartet
Answer: 1.) Blades of Glory
2.) Superman Returns
3.) Lord of the Rings
4.) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
5.) Fantastic Four
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
I have eleven neighbors, and yet none of them turn,
I am visited in sequence, first, last or in between,
PRS (& sometimes Q) are my initials,
Now, tell me what I mean.
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