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Quotes of the Day
“The government has unveiled a new website that
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen
As we crossed back into the United States, a customs official asked if
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“My insurance does not cover PMS!”
Answer: 10 Things I Hate About You! These words were said by Walter to his eldest daughter, Kat, after she purposefully rammed her car into that of slimy male model, Joey. The plot of the 1999 film, “10 Things I Hate About You”, revolved around sisters, Kat and Bianca Stratford, (played by Julia Stiles and Larisa Oleynik). Polar opposites in looks and personality, younger sister Bianca enjoyed life with the popular crowd, while her elder sister, Kat, preferred to remain an unsociable outcast. However after rebellious teenager, Patrick Verona, (played by Heath Ledger), was encouraged to date Kat as part of a bet, the sisters’ lives began to get very interesting.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
1234 – carries heredity
456 – is a period of time
567 – is a pest
and 890 – is a charged particle
What is the word?
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
One day the Emperor Akbar startled his courtiers with a strange question.
“If somebody pulled my moustache, what sort of punishment should be given to him?” he asked.
“He should be flogged!” said one courtier.
“He should be hanged!” said another.
“He should be beheaded!” said a third.
“And what about you, Birbal?” asked the emperor. “What do you think would be the right thing to do if somebody pulled my whiskers?”
“He should be given sweets,” said Birbal.
“Sweets?” gasped the other courtiers.
Why do you think Birbal gave such a strange answer to the Emperor’s strange question?
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