Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Wednesday September 25, 2019

How about the Quirks About Life That You

Notice By The Time You Are Fifty…..

– Most people deserve each other.

– All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.

– The one who snores will fall asleep first.

– The length of a marriage is inversely proportional

to the amount of money spent on the wedding.

– If you help a relative in need, he/she will remember

you the next time they are in need.

– The probability of meeting someone you know increases

greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to
be seen with.😁

– Toothaches always start on Friday night right before the

weekend when the Dental Office will be closed.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!

Quotes of the Day

“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never

know when you’re finished.” – Leslie Nielsen

“One doesn’t have a sense of

humor. It has you.” – Larry Gelbart

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t

even putt.” – Dean Martin

“Health experts have named Mississippi the

fattest state in the Union. The state bird of

Mississippi? The fried chicken.”
-Jay Leno

“This week in New Zealand, a man who lost

his wedding ring in the ocean found it in the

water over a year later. The man says the most

amazing thing about the story is that his wife fell for it.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….

At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers

were Miss Paine and Mrs. Hacking. One morning the mother of a student

called in the middle of a flu epidemic to excuse her daughter from school.

“Is she in Paine or Hacking?” the school secretary asked. “She feels fine,”

said the confused mom. “We have company, and I’m keeping her home.” 😱

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you’re a homeschooled jungle freak, that’s a less hot version of me!”
Answer: Mean Girls! These words were said by Regina to Cady, near the end of the film, just before the former was hit by a bus. The plot of the 2004 film, “Mean Girls”, revolved around teenager Cady Heron’s (played by Lindsay Lohan) introduction to the world of high school. After previously living in Africa, where she was home schooled, Cady experienced quite a culture shock on her first day of high school. However Cady soon acclimatised and, despite getting along with outcasts, Janis and Damien, (played by Lizzy Caplan and Daniel Franzese), the lure of the most popular clique in school, the “Plastics”, soon grew to be too much.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “…so we’re not going to fight anymore. We’re going to pull together and we’re going to find a way to get out of here.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….

What do these groups of words have in common?

1. Man true, hairy
2. Son nick, yard rich
3. Son will, row wood
4. Grant, us list you
5. More fill, lard mill
6. Ding hard, wren war

Answer:

If you read the words in each group from right to left, each group sounds out the name of a US President, with commas separating the first and last names.

1. Harry Tru-man
2. Rich-ard Nix-on
3. Wood-row Wil-son
4. U-lyss-es Grant
5. Mil-lard Fill-more
6. War-ren Har-ding

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….

What phrase is shown in the figure below?

S-n-o-w

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