WELCOME to Thursday September 26, 2019
Wisdom from Grandpa….
* Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
* Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy
* Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
* When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble
* On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the
* The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only
* Many girls like to marry a military man – he can cook, sew, and
* Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
* The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
* I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
* Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
* If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???“…so we’re not going to fight anymore. We’re going to pull together and we’re going to find a way to get out of here.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Answer: Dashing through the snow.
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
1. “What hurts?” asked the doctor. “It’s my ear,” the patient cried.
2. “Steven, use the screwdriver to build those shelves.”
3. Everyone takes a turn during Monopoly.
4. “Cassie, you ran us over with your bicycle!”
5. “Sam, arsenic is poisonous. I read the definition in the dictionary.”
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