WELCOME to Friday September 27, 2019
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
Avoid arguments with women about lifting the toilet seat
For high blood pressure sufferers – simply cut yourself and bleed for
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You’ll be afraid to cough.😱
You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should,use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and it does, use the duct tape.
If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
Daily thought: Some people are like Slinkies…not really good for much but they bringa smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
“Truth is more of a stranger
“Never face facts; if you do, you’ll never get up
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Answer: 1. Earth 2. Venus 3. Saturn 4. Uranus 5. Mars
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What am I?
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