1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

2.. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick.

Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch..

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.

8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.

12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.

19. It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second

one is up to you and no one else

“Today’s public figures can no longer write their

own speeches or books, and there is some

 evidence that they can’t read them either.” – Gore Vidal

“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit

a very persistent one.” – Albert Einstein

“A flute without holes is not a flute and a donut with

 no hole is a danish.” -Ty Webb (Chevy Chase), CADDYSHACK

“Like a midget in a urinal I knew I had to be on my toes.”

 -Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), from NAKED GUN

“All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest

 day’s work.” -Steve Martin in SGT. BILKO (1996)

She looked like such a sweet little old lady, driving the cute Toyota with a bumper

sticker that said, “Grow your own dope.” How sweet, I thought, must be a medical

marijuana patient. Then I noticed the rest of her message… “Plant a man.” 😳

 “It’s okay, I wouldn’t remember me either.”

Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey) says this during the first part of the movie, after it becomes clear by his narration that he is depressed and believes himself to be a forgettable loser.  Did you know? DreamWorks was very opposed to Kevin Spacey being cast as Lester, and suggested higher profile actors, including John Travolta, Bruce Willis, and Kevin Costner. Director Sam Mendes (chosen after 20 other people turned down the directing job) insisted that Spacey was right for the part; Spacey went on to win an Oscar.

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And because the family are spies, the Mom understood the message.