**3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.

** Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and

thanked them for thanking him and there was no end

to the exchange but death.” -Evelyn Waugh

“The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the

 hand that bites it. -Laurence Peter

“Accuracy is to a newspaper what virtue is to a lady, but

a newspaper can always print a retraction.” -Adlai Stevenson

“I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything

else in the world is fixed.” – Frank Deford

“Two paradoxes are better than one; they may

even suggest a solution.” – Edward Teller

Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still

don’t know how to swipe their card through the ATM card reader.

Because of this, my fellow tellers and I often find ourselves having

to explain how it’s done. One teller complained that she kept

getting odd looks every time she explained it. I found out why

when I overheard her tell one man, “Strip down facing me.” 😐😎

In the 1938 film, Robin and his band of Merry Men rob from the rich and give to the poor. Robin still has time to court Maid Marian and keep Prince John off the throne. The line is spoken in a serious moment at the end of the movie. King Richard says to Robin Hood; “My first command to you, my lord Earl, is to take in marriage the hand of the Lady Marian. What say you to that, Baron of Locksley?”. Robin Hood then replies with the quoted line.

12-year old Forrie Agincourt stayed with his Auntie Jenn Malheur while his parents drove to Prosper, Connecticut for a second honeymoon. It seemed that whatever Jenn would say, Forrie would twist around to almost the opposite phrasing, and vice versa.

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