WELCOME to Friday November 1, 2019
Here’s the story….
Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O’Hare airport in Chicago.
Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a $10 meal ticket,
or “chit.” That evening after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.
“Is this chit worth $10?” I asked. Looking up nervously, the cashier responded,
“I’m sorry, sir. Was the meal that bad?” That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a great weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
“In China, an animal trainer taught his monkeys Kung fu, and then they
attacked him using his best kung fu moves. Luckily, they were no match
for the parrot he’d taught to fire a gun.” -Conan O’Brien😁
“I’m going to tell you some jokes now, and I’ll be honest with you, a lot
of these jokes have been re-gifted.” -David Letterman
“Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did,
but backwards and in high heels.”
– Bob Thaves
“Sure I’m for helping the elderly. I’m going to be old myself some day.”
– Lillian Carter, in her 80s
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
An old couple were sitting in Church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her. She leaned across to her husband and whispered, “I’ve just let go a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” He said, “I think you should get fresh batteries for your hearing aid.” 😳😱😁
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Be happy in your work.”
Answer: “Bridge on the River Kwai”
Sessue Hayakawa, in the role of Colonel Saito, makes this remark to the group of prisoners-of-war while they are working like slaves to build a bridge. Hayakawa was nominated for a Best Supporting Actor Oscar for his work in the film but did not win. In addition to being an ordained Zen monk, Hayakawa starred in over 80 movies.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
12-year old Forrie Agincourt stayed with his Auntie Jenn Malheur while his parents drove to Prosper, Connecticut for a second honeymoon. It seemed that whatever Jenn would say, Forrie would twist around to almost the opposite phrasing, and vice versa.
Over the week, they conceived several sets of words that you might think were opposites. Each pair of definitions below involves two words that are spelled the same … except that the first start with “pro” and the second starts with “con”. Forrie gave the list to his parents when they returned. Without conferring, Prospera was confident of 5 of the 6 problems, conceding only one; Connor consequently probed only 4. Can you connect on all six?
1. division of Canada or France — win over
2. argue against — competition
3. geometry tool — builder
4. a stage play — property of electrical transmission
5. intellectually deep — befuddle
6. advance — legislature
Answer: 1. province — convince
2. protest — contest
3. protractor — contractor
4. production — conduction
5. profound — confound
6. progress — congress
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Inspector Ixolite of the Yard was investigating a murder at Nottonmye Manor.
It was a difficult case, and Ixolite was completely stumped until he noticed a message sent to him by the killer cunningly hidden in a newspaper advertisement selling Car Licence Plates. Inspector Ixolite thought about it for a while, and when he had solved the puzzle, immediately arrested the guilty man.
Q1) How did Ixolite know the advert was a clue for him?
Q2) Solve the code and tell me who Ixolite arrested.
This is the newspaper advert (Car licence plates for sale) that Inspector Ixolite saw.
Plates For Sale;
[W 05 NWO]
[H 13 HSR ]
[O 05 EBM]
[D 08 UNE]
[U 10 HTY]
[N 04 BRE]
[N 16 TTE]
[I 26 LHC ]
[T 10 AEE]
[I 26 CNA]
[X 22 VDA]
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