Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday November 22, 2019
Murphy’s Laws of Work…. 
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool about it.
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month
than you did before.
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!  
Quotes of the Day
“A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.”

– George Moore
“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might
have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone
recognized wiser than oneself.”
– Marlene Dietrich
“It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.”
– Eugene McCarthy
“PETA was outside the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show last
 night protesting. They want the dogs to stop wearing fur.” -David Letterman😐
“People in L.A. don’t eat cereal, because they don’t like sugar because
it’s bad for you. It’s OK to inject botulism into your face, but not to eat sugar!” -Craig Ferguson

“The weather in L.A. is unbelievable. Today I had to dig my car

out from under 18 inches of sunshine.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….  
I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay. Finally, the clerk came to the window looking frustrated, and announced, “I’m having a problem. The ice keeps melting.”😱😳👀😁
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? 
“I would have stayed for two thousand.”
“I would have paid four.”
Answer:  Pretty Woman!

In this scene businessman Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) has just negotiated a fee of three thousand dollars for a full week of prostitute Vivian Ward’s time (Julia Roberts). Vivian thinks she has outnegotiated Edward and says line one but Edward replies with line two. Edward has traveled to Hollywood, California to conclude a business deal and, after a chance meeting while asking directions, wants to hire Vivian to accompany him to some social functions. The interaction of Vivian’s street-savy mannerisms with Edward’s rarified level of society leads to some pretty funny situations. In the 1991 Academy Awards, Julia Roberts was nominated for Best Actress in a Leading Role but lost the Oscar to Kathy Bates in “Misery.” This was Ralph Bellamy’s final movie (he played businessman James Morse, who owned the shipyard that Edward was planning to purchase).
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Come on, Norman, they’re openin’ up the bar.”
“We’ve just got to get organized. We’ve got to get organized!
Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
For each of the following four words, come up with another English word that uses all
THE SAME letters but in a different order. The four words you come up with will rhyme with one another.



Friday’s Quizzler is…….
The following word pairs are anagrams which can be combined to form the name of an animal.Try to figure it out.

1. Zeal, Gel
2. Neat, Help
3. Boa, Luff
4. Bow, Mat

5. Evil, Owner

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS, Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at
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