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“Now, I don’t want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God’s way

 of letting you know that you’re having too good a time.” –Dennis Miller

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“Buzz Aldrin was on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ He may be the only man to

have walked on the moon and moonwalked in the same lifetime.” -Jimmy Kimmel

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“Search crews in Montana are looking for two bags of mail in the wilderness that

fell out of a plane last week. Meanwhile, a bunch of squirrels were excited to

learn they’d been pre-approved for a Discover Card.” -Jimmy Fallon

In this scene businessman Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) has just negotiated a fee of three thousand dollars for a full week of prostitute Vivian Ward’s time (Julia Roberts). Vivian thinks she has outnegotiated Edward and says line one but Edward replies with line two. Edward has traveled to Hollywood, California to conclude a business deal and, after a chance meeting while asking directions, wants to hire Vivian to accompany him to some social functions. The interaction of Vivian’s street-savy mannerisms with Edward’s rarified level of society leads to some pretty funny situations. In the 1991 Academy Awards, Julia Roberts was nominated for Best Actress in a Leading Role but lost the Oscar to Kathy Bates in “Misery.” This was Ralph Bellamy’s final movie (he played businessman James Morse, who owned the shipyard that Edward was planning to purchase).

“Come on, Norman, they’re openin’ up the bar.”
“We’ve just got to get organized. We’ve got to get organized!