Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Tuesday December 3, 2019
Here’s the story…..
That Ample Rump Could Be Healthier Than You Think.  Lower-body fat may produce hormones that ward off certain diseases. Having junk in your trunk is healthier than a spare tire around the gut, new research suggests. The extra padding on the backside and thighs could even help to protect against disease.  The results come from a review that summarizes various studies on the health effects of different fat stores in the body, particularly around the hips and thighs.
Scientists think lower-body fat, like that around the hips and thighs, produces beneficial hormones that protect against these diseases, though more research is needed to firm up this expectation. In addition, this lower-body fat also traps fatty acids. While this long-term storage can make it tricky to slim down your butt and thighs, it’s healthier for you if some fat stays put.  Scientists said the most compelling evidence for the link comes from population studies showing the more fat individuals have in this hind area the less likely they are to develop diabetes and heart disease later in life.  Believe it or not this is a true health report! Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Happy Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Brilliant Quotes of the Day 
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why
I would not live forever,” – Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but  cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,” – Mariah Carey
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,”  – Brooke Shields,  during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,”
– Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
“We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees,” –
Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks.
“I love California. I practically
grew up in Phoenix.” – Dan Quayle
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
Disorder In The Court, things people actually said in court,
word for word:

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.😳
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.😱
Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?😐
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.😳
Q: How old is your son-the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.👀
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, “where am I Cathy?”
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.😁
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.  😎

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
“The Bolsheviks trust you?”

“They trust no one. They found me useful.”
Answer:  Doctor Zhivago

In this scene, survivor Viktor Komarovsky (Rod Steiger) visits Dr. Yuri Zhivago (Omar Sharif) and Lara Antipova (Julie Christie) in the Russian town of Yuriatin, just after the Russian Revolution and informs them he has been appointed Minister of Justice by the Bolsheviks. He also tells them Lara’s husband, political activist Strelnikov, has killed himself while being walked to his execution and that Lara is in immediate danger. An incredulous Yuri says line one and Viktor explains with line two. In the events leading up to this scene, young Dr. Zhivago meets and falls in love with nurse Lara, loses track of her and then finds her again. Much of this movie is set during the Russian Revolution and against the vastness of the Russian landscape. In the 1966 Academy Awards “Doctor Zhivago” won five Oscars and was nominated for five more, including Best Picture (but lost to “The Sound of Music”) and David Lean for Best Director. The vastness of the Russian frontier in winter snow is spectacular on a wide screen.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Take her to sea, Mr. Murdoch. Let’s stretch her legs.”
“Yes sir.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Inside each set of the following words, there is a pair of smaller words. By putting &

between them, lo & behold, you’ll make a familiar phrase. For example,
“Thighbone/Swallowtail” conceals “High & Low.”
1. Firecracker/Misconstruing
2. Blockbuster/Doohickey
3. Shunting/Bespeckled
4. Proliferation/Climbable

5. Heartstrings/Consciences

Answer:  1. Rack & Ruin

2. Lock & Key
3. Hunt & Peck
4. Life & Limb

5. Arts & Sciences

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Using the grid below, how many words can you find? Each word must contain the central V
and no letter can be used twice, however, the letters do not have to be connected. Proper
nouns are not allowed, however, plurals are. There is at least one nine letter word.


Genius: 28 words. Excellent: 20 words. Good: 16 words. Average: 12 words.

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