Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Wednesday December 4, 2019
 
Travel Agent Term Definitions to help you plan your travel……..

Old world charm ……… Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light.
Tropical …………………… Rainy.
Majestic setting ……. A long way from town, at end of dirt road.
Options galore …………. Nothing is included in the price.
Secluded hideaway …….Directions to locate unclear.
Some budget rooms …..Sorry, already occupied.
Explore on your own …..At your own expense.
Minutes From ???………..By Plane
Romantic …………………. No Phone in room
Knowledgeable trip hosts … They’ve flown in an airplane before.
No extra fees ………….. No extras available.
Bird Watchers Paradise…… Your car’s paint will never be the same
Nominal fee …………….. Outrageous charge.
Standard ………………… Sub-standard.
Deluxe …………………… Barely Standard.
Superior accommodations… One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap.
All the amenities ……… Two chocolates, two shower caps.
Just Like Home…………. No Maid service.
Plush …………….. Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes.
Gentle breezes ……….. In hurricane alley.
Light and airy ………….. No air conditioning.
Picturesque ……………. Theme park nearby.

24-hour bar …..Ice cubes at additional cost (when available).

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do,  don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day 
Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick
themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

– Sir Winston Churchill
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The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially
annoying to those of us who do.
– Harold Coffin
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A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten
that there wasn’t any Santa Claus, and he’s still upset.
– James Gould Cozzens

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
The young man ahead of my father at the flower shop was taking an
unusually long time to place his order.  When the clerk asked how she
could help, he explained that his girlfriend was turning 19 and he couldn’t
decide whether to give her a dozen roses or 19 roses — one for each
year of her life.  The woman put aside her business judgment and advised,
“She may be your 19-year-old girlfriend now, but someday she could be
your 50-year-old wife.” The young man bought a dozen roses.  😳😁😎
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
“Take her to sea, Mr. Murdoch. Let’s stretch her legs.”
“Yes sir.”
Answer:   Titanic

In this scene Captain Smith (Bernard Hill) is talking to his First Officer Murdoch (Ewan Stewart) on an upper deck of RMS Titanic, after it leaves port on its very first voyage. Captain Smith says line one, while holding a cup of tea, and First Officer Murdoch replies with line two. The movie “Titanic” tells the true-life story of the luxurious White Star ocean liner RMS Titanic, that sank in 1912 on its maiden voyage, through the lives of the two main fictional characters, Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio) and Rose Bukater (played as a young woman by Kate Winslet and as an old woman by Gloria Stuart). In the 1998 Academy Awards “Titanic” won 11 Oscars, including Best Picture and Best Original Song (for “My Heart Will Go On” sung by Celine Dion). Both Gloria Stuart and Kate Winslet were nominated for Oscars, but neither won. The designation “RMS” stands for “Royal Mail Steamship” (also called Steamer or Ship).
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“We named the dog Indiana.”
 
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Using the grid below, how many words can you find? Each word must contain the central V  and no letter can be used twice, however, the letters do not have to be connected. Proper nouns are not allowed, however, plurals are. There is at least one nine letter word.

O E R
D V B
R A O

Genius: 28 words. Excellent: 20 words. Good: 16 words. Average: 12 words.

Answer:  above, adverb, ave, aver, brave, braved, braver, bravo, bravoed, deva, dove, drove, drover, ova,

over, OVERBOARD, OVERBROAD, overdo, rave, raved, raver, rev, rove, roved, rover, var, verb, voe.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
As the school year was progressing, a teacher was distressed that more and more of her students were beginning to tease and make fun of one another. She decided to do something about it. When they returned to the classroom after Spring Break, they saw a mirror on the wall with a sign next to it.

When one of the students came to her crying about the names she had been called at recess, she sent the girl to the mirror with these directions: Read that sign quietly to yourself. Repeat it over and over, gradually running the sounds together. Each time, look at yourself in the mirror. Soon you will be smiling.
Sure enough, when the student followed these directions, she came away smiling.
Each time a student would come to the teacher feeling low, she would give them the same directions. Sometimes they would have difficulty, so she would go over to read the sign with them. Eventually, each one would come away smiling.
This is what the sign said: I.Y.Q.Y.Q.R.

Why did this little exercise help her students feel better about themselves?

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