Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Wednesday December 11, 2019
 
Definitions for new parents…
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn’t appreciate the mashed carrots.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas. 😱

WHOOPS: An exclamation that translates roughly into “get a washrag.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!  
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Quotes of the Day 
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia –
to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

H.L. Mencken
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Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference
between one person and everyone else.
George Bernard Shaw
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The perfect love affair is one which is
conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard Shaw
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The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
Israel Zangwill
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To fear love is to fear life, and those
who fear life are already three parts dead.

Bertrand Russell

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
“What kind of music do you sing?” “Aqua-pella.” “Don’t you mean ‘a cappella’,
singing without instrumental accompaniment?” “Nope. I mean ‘aqua-pella’, singing
accompanied only by the water coming out of the shower-head.” 😁
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
 “Eat her!”

“Oh please, yuck!”
“Aren’t we squeamish? You ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!”

“I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.”

Answer:  Dragonheart!

A former dragon slayer and the last living dragon team up to make a living. Eventually they realize that they must turn their efforts to the more important goal of ridding the land of the evil king, but this conversation occurs just before that. In this scene Kara, a peasant girl, has just been offered in sacrifice to the dragon. Bowen wants her out of the way, and the logical solution to him is to have the dragon eat her…however Draco has other ideas.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“She is already burnt flesh Adso. Bernardo Gui has spoken – she is a witch.”

“But that’s not true, and you know it.”

“I know. I also know that anyone who disputes the verdict of an Inquisitor is guilty of heresy.”

 
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The following sentences can be completed by adding two words that are anagrams of one another. Each word has only four letters. Enjoy!

1. If you prick your finger while picking a ____, it may be very ____.
2. If you take a ____ at the Mad Hatter’s party, you still may not get a sip of his ____.
3. If you need some stamps, then you must ____ by the ____ office.
4. If you eat a whole ____ of a wedding cake, you may develop a spare ____ around your middle.
5. If you have a ____ with your friend, you should forgive them and focus on the future, not on the ____.

Answer:  1. rose, sore

2. seat, teas
3. stop, Post
4. tier, tire

5. spat, past 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
It fell from a star,

But not very far.
It seems to fly
Above you and I.
Look further down to see
Cousin Jay below us three.
Jump down further to see an empty space.

Tell me what “it” is, and where is this place?

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