He who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
Eunuch not strange creature, just man cut out to be bachelor.
Man who dream of eating giant mushroom—wake up with no pillow.
Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
He who put face in fruit drink get punch in the nose.
Butcher who backs into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.
Chemist who fall in acid, absorbed in work.
Man become old when he watch food instead of waitress.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.
Man who eat jellybean relieve self in technicolor.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who sit on tack get point!
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
House without bathroom, uncanny.
Man who throw dirt, losing ground.
Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
Man who crosses ocean twice without washing, is a dirty double crosser.
Man who speak with forked tongue, should not kiss balloons.
He who have last laugh, not get joke.
Man who throw away watch, wasting time.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!