At the end of the day: the car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers don’t have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I’m really tired. YOU see recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. I realize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll check my e-mail….. Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don’t remember who the heck I’ve sent it to. Don’t laugh — if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming…… Hey I’m just saying! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Happy Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
“I don’t know his size,” she said, “but my hands fit perfectly around his neck.”😳😁
Is it a bad reflection of Arnie’s acting ability that in his three best films he had to play an emotionless robot?
Remember that Tom Swifties don’t have to make perfect grammatical sense!
Tom Swift was an adventure hero created by American writer Victor Appleton. In the books, almost all of Tom’s remarks were written with an adverb or adverbial phrase. From this style, the term “Tom Swifty” has come to be used for this form of word play.