Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Monday February 10, 2020
 
Marriage quotes 101…….
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music
is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his
Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman’s
finger and two under the man’s eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of “rings”:
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

Remember NOT to shoot the messenger. Hey I’m just saying! That’s my story and

I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do, don’t forget
to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day 
 
Movie Quotes—The First Drafts

The Godfather: “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Well, he can refuse it, of course. I just know that if some-
one were to make me an offer like this, I’d jump all over it. But who am I to impose my feelings on someone else?”
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The Terminator: “I’ll be back. Do you need anything while I’m out?”
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Dirty Harry: “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? I ask myself that every day, and you know what? I feel so very lucky. Loving family, steady work…”
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Taxi Driver: “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Sorry, it looked like you were talkin’ to me. Oh you are on your cell phone, my mistake.”  
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
Most people don’t know that back in 1912 Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the “Titanic” was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. Mexicans were crazy about the stuff. The Mexican people were eagerly awaiting delivery and were disconsolate(“desperados”) at the loss.
So much so that they declared a national day of mourning which they still observe today.
It is known, of course, as …Sinko de Mayo. 😁😎
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
‘I’m walking here! I’m walking here!’

Answer:  ‘Midnight Cowboy’
Ratso was a sickly fellow with a limp and a big mouth. He pounded the hood of the taxi, yelled ‘I’m walking here! I’m walking here!’, gestured at the driver and suggested that getting hit by a car might not be a bad way to pick up some insurance money. ‘Midnight Cowboy’ won three Oscars and was nominated for many other awards. It was sort of shocking and maybe offensive for its time but most people probably wouldn’t be put off by it if it came out today.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘Come on… Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me!
Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!’
 
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Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Each pair of definitions is for two words, where the second word is the first word with an extra letter added somewhere (example: band & brand). The length of the short word in each pair is provided.

1) a female relative & to challenge in a mocking manner (4 letters)
2) the point where two edges meet & a person who investigates the causes of deaths (6 letters)
3) a person of low social or cultural status & a long-tailed game bird (7 letters)

4) nimble or agile & a jet of fine vapor, as from an atomizer (4 letters)

Answer: 1) aunt & taunt

2) corner & coroner
3) peasant & pheasant

4) spry & spray  

 
 
 
Monday’s Quizzler is…….
A rich man’s son was kidnapped. The ransom note told him to bring a valuable diamond to a phone booth in the middle of a public park. Plainclothes police officers surrounded the park, intending to follow the criminal or his messenger. The rich man arrived at the phone booth and followed instructions but the police were powerless to prevent the diamond from leaving the park and reaching the crafty villain. What did he do?

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