Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday February 27, 2020
Piano Jokes…….

Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
A: A flat major.
Q: What do you say to an army officer as you’re about to run him or her over with a steam roller?
A: Be flat, major.
Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: See flat major.
Q: What key is “Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight” written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.
Q: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
A: A sharp major.
Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
A: A natural major.
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away?
A: Root position cords.
A note left for a pianist from his wife…….Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
Hey I’m just saying! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a
Great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget
to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day 
 
 “I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my foot-

prints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”
– Groucho Marx
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“The truth that makes men free is for the most part the
truth which men prefer not to hear.”
– Herbert Agar
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“The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.”
– William Gibson
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
Noah was told that of all the animals on the ark, only the adders refused to obey God’s command and go forth and multiply. “Well,” said Noah. “I’ll have to ask the Lord what to do about that.” And so he prayed to God and said, “These snakes won’t go forth and multiply” And God said, “Don’t worry. Find some the trees and saw them into logs and create a platform sitting upon four legs. Then put the snakes on the platform.” “But how will that help the snakes?” asked Noah. “Easy,” replied God, “Everyone knows even adders can multiply using a log table!” 😁
 
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
“Do you know anyone that wouldn’t turn you in for two million dollars? I don’t think you do. I doubt it. So wherever you go and whatever you do, this money will be tracking you down for all time”.
Answer:  Ransom!

Speaking to his son’s kidnappers over a news camera at a studio, Tom Mullen asked them this question. “Ransom” was based on the 1956 movie of the same name.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on!  We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day”.

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form. This time though, there are only three that you need to find.

Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can’t change its spots)
1. In the general area, but failing to acquire the roll of tobacco.
2. Please pardon my accidental use of a romance language derived from Latin.

3. Direct your attention to the melodic tones currently occurring.

Answer:  1. Close but no Cigar–This means to come close to succeeding, but not quite reaching your goal.

2. Excuse my French–This is a term used when someone curses at an inappropriate time.
3. Face the Music–This means to accept what will happen, instead of running from it or denying it.
 
 
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Solve the two riddles. The answers should be anagrams of each other.

(Thing 1)
You use me when you want to cook
For friends or family.
But, whether written down or not,
It’s best you stick to me.
(Thing 2)
I like to think that I’m a skill,
Not just some old technique.
People do me to their ears,
Or nose, or tongue, or cheek.
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