Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday March 19, 2020
Slow Dance………….
Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round
Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly’s erratic flight
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down, Don’t dance so fast
Time is short The music won’t last
Do you run through each day on the fly
When you ask “How are you?” do you hear the reply?
When the day is done, do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores running through your head?
You’d better slow down, Don’t dance so fast
Time is short The music won’t last
Ever told your child, We’ll do it tomorrow
And in your haste, not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die
‘Cause you never had time to call and say “Hi”?
Don’t dance so fast Time is short
The music won’t last When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift…. Thrown away…
Life is not a race. Do take it slower

Hear the music before your song is over.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a
great Thursday people and whatever you do, don’t forget 
to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day 

Great spirits have always encountered violent

opposition from mediocre minds. — Albert Einstein

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 “The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.”
– David M. Ogilvy
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“I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.”
– Walt Whitman
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“Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.”

– Sir Richard Steele

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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand
a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems
with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the last
performance of the season, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony, which required extra effort
from the basses at the end. Earlier that evening, he found the basses celebrating one
of their birthdays by passing a bottle around. As he was about to cue the basses, he
knocked over his music stand. The sheet music scattered. As he stood in front of his
orchestra, his worst fear was realized; it was the bottom of the 9th,
no score and the basses were loaded. 😱😁😎
 
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
 “Oh Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars”
Answer:  Now, Voyager!

Boy, you don’t hear dialogue like that anymore (mercifully)! The quote is from 1942’s melodrama “Now, Voyager”, where Bette Davis plays Charlotte Vale opposite Paul Henreid as Jerry Durrance. Charlotte is a neurotic heiress who winds up at a sanitarium. Feeling better, she goes on a cruise where she meets Jerry and falls in love. They have an affair in Rio but it must end as Jerry is married (to a shrew) and has a daughter, Tina. Davis goes back to the sanitarium again and meets (unwanted) Tina. She winds up taking Tina back to live with her. When she meets Jerry again, he asks if she is happy with her life because they never got together. The quote above is her answer.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Did you think I’d be too stupid to know what a eugoogly is?”
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Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
 My father gave me a brain teaser with two groups of words missing. The four words in each group are anagrams of each other. I’ve solved the first group, but I’m stuck on the second group. Can you help?

Time to decorate the Christmas tree! Putting up the lights was my job, but after that it was time to ENLIST some help. While the kids were busy adding TINSEL, I put on some music to LISTEN to; my favourite song is “SILENT Night”.
After we finished decorating the Christmas tree, I hung the stockings on the __1__. Feeling a chill, I looked down and had to __2__ my __3__ lapse; the fire was out. I threw on my __4__ and stepped out into the cold night to gather some firewood. Upon my return, we were soon roasting chestnuts and sipping eggnog to complete a wonderful evening.
Answer:  1. mantel

2. lament
3. mental

4. mantle

 

 
 
 
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Every clue below can be answered with a two word phrase in which each word contains OR. Your job is to figure out what they are. Good luck.

1. Title for the head of London
2. Largest city in the Beaver State
3. Northern Lights
4. Author of 1984
5. Piece of paper you fill out in a catalog
6. Twining plant with funnel-shaped flowers
7. Pyongyang’s country
8. Neighborhood place to buy a quart of milk
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