Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Tuesday March 24, 2020
  
ALL I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED FROM A SNOWMAN……..

** It’s okay if you’re a little bottom heavy.
** Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.
** Wearing white is always appropriate.
** Winter is the best of the four seasons.
** It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.
** There’s nothing better than a foul weather friend.
** We’re all made up of mostly water.
** You know you’ve made it when they write a song about you.
** Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
** Avoid yellow snow. Don’t get too much sun.
** It’s embarrassing when you can’t look down and see your feet.
** It’s fun to hang out in your front yard.
** There’s no stopping you once you’re on a roll.

** It’s not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a
Happy Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget 
to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day 
 “Because of a printing error, a billion new $100 bills have

to be destroyed. They’re going to burn $100 billion dollars
— just like they did with the last stimulus.” -Jay Leno
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“A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and
recognize other monkeys they know. However, the study also
shows that monkeys are terrible with names.” -Conan O’Brien
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“A woman is suing Disney World, claiming one of their rides
caused her to have a stroke. Disney denies the allegation
but will temporarily shut down the ride Stroke Mountain.”

-Jimmy Fallon

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“A Chinese passenger train just broke a record by hitting
302 miles per hour. Passengers called it ‘a thrilling ex-
perience,’ while the guy in the bathroom called it ‘the
worst day of my life.'” -Jimmy Fallon😱
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
An attorney I know once drafted wills for an elderly husband and wife who had
been somewhat apprehensive about discussing death. When they arrived to sign the documents, he ushered the couple into his office. “Now,” he said to them, “which one of you wants to go first?” 😳
 
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
“Why so serious?”
Answer:  The Dark Knight!

Heath Ledger, as The Joker, said this at one point in the 2008 film “The Dark Knight. While holding a knife to his next victim’s throat, the Joker explains how he got the scars on his face. It seems his father was a fiend who killed his mother in front of him, then asked “Why so serious son? Let’s put a smile on that face”; he then proceeded to put the knife in his son’s mouth and gashed him. The Joker then repeats the phrase, right before killing his next victim; but his story changes with each telling. Somehow, Heath Ledger’s portrayal of The Joker is all the more poignant because Heath died from a drug overdose just months after making the film.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“When life gets you down do you wanna know what you gotta do…just keep swimming”
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Monday’s Quizzler is….​
How can you make the following equation correct without changing it at all?

8 + 8 = 91

Answer:  Look at it upside down.

16 = 8 + 8.

 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
 Two 2s can be combined in many ways to express different numbers. Here are some!

2-2=0
2/2 = 1
.2 + 2 = 2.2
(2^2)! = 24 (4! means 4x3x2x1) (2^2 is 2 to the power of 2)
**CHALLENGE!**
Can you write an expression that has the value of exactly 5, using:
* two, and only two, 2s, and
* any mathematical symbols or operations?
You may not use any other numbers. The symbols used would be known by most high school maths students.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS, Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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